Heyyyy big man! How's ur living conditions? My fam and I once lived in this tiny apartment (I think it's haunted), that gets knocked on but when we open the doors, THERE WAS NO ONE. It was a spacious just outside so there's no really hiding spots:0 Anyways, watsup?
S’fucking weird place you were tho- MFFP—
What? HUH- BENSON! OFF! BENSOOON!!
*GAASP* I’M GOOD! IT’S GOOD! Fucking- BENSON what the fuck was that for?!
:V
Okay, off you go! YOU are staying in your terrarium in time out! Bad slime duck, BAD!
Gah... Weird fucking duck slime thing, covering my face, licking my — eyes... huh. Still gross as shit, but, okay.





