#sloanehurley

[phemiec]

I hate hate to bother you with this question, but I looked through all of your music, and I couldn't find a download or a place to purchase your sloan/hurley fansong. Is there a place? If not that's fine I was just curious. ;v; btw I love all your work I've followed your music for years and I thank you so much for all that you've done for me. Even if you didn't know it.

here you go I’ve put it up on tindeck. :) thank you for the kind ask

[ravensloane]

hey guys uuuhhhh pirate / mermaid au with pirate thief sloane and mermaid hurley bc the discord was talking abt it and i lov it

so sloane is an infamous thief in the pirate world, but no one knows what she looks like as she disguises herself each time she joins a crew

she joins thm & gains their trust during their long voyages, but unbeknownst to thm, she's robbing thm fucking blind

when she's gotten all she thinks she can afford to steal, she scoots off at the next stop, not rlly wanting to stay longer than she needs to

the treasure isn't just for her tho. she gives it to those who are going thru hard times, to ppl who actually need it

when all tht is done, she heads back to find another crew to sucker; she's been doing this same plan for forever and she hasn't once gotten caught

not yet anyways

this new crew is cautious, too cautious for sloane's liking, but she still joins thm. she knows they must hav some good treasure if they're being this careful abt it

but her worst fear becomes reality when a crew mate sees her sneaking a big ol gem into her pocket. sloane was too slow, and god does tht shock her for a while

as they decide what to do w her, sloane is freaking out. what the fuck is she going to do ??? she can't get out of this one, there's no where else to go

she knows it's over when they decide to make her walk the plank. it's always the fucking plank with these people

as she looks down into the sea, she prays to any god tht will listen. this isn't how she wanted to go, not so soon

thank god someone had been looking out for her then, someone she had no idea even existed

hurley. hurley had been spying on the ship for a while now. she always spied on ships, but this time it was different bc. well bc she saw sloane

she wasn't supposed to come in contact w any humans. bane forbade it but god. she couldn't just do nothing. sloane was up above on the plank, heavy blocks tied around her ankles, the crew behind her yelling for her to jump. hurley had to act fast

and act fast she did. sloane fell and hurley didn't catch her, but she caught up to her as she sank, untying the ropes quickly and swimming her back up to the surface, a distance away frm the boat of course

she brought sloane to shore and before she could leave like some lil mermaid bullshit, sloane woke up coughing, gripping hurley's hand like her life depended on it

"y-you.... you saved me. who are you?"

"i'm. i'm hurley" she breathed more than said bc god sloane's eyes were even more beautiful up close.

sloane coughed out a lil more seawater, her voice croaky as she spoke. "hi hurley, i'm sloane. uh i hav to say, i'm not used to meeting girls like this." hurley only laughed at the response and sloane could feel her face smiling at the sound

sloane sat up to get a good look at hurley and "oh shit hold on wha–" and shook her head like she was imagining things

"i must've hit my head on the way over darling because uh. you're like. half-fish."

hurley flapped her tail against the sand and grinned. "nah this is pretty real. it's how i got you over here, you know?"

sloane rubbed her eyes to make sure. "well i'll be damned. mermaids exist"

"just as much as humans. now i rlly should be heading off, please keep this secret okay? i'm not supposed to talk to your kind actually...."

"wait wait wait hold on! you uh... you can't leave! not yet! please"

hurley looked at her expectantly, tilting her head in curiosity.

sloane worried her lip, looking for a reason for her sudden outburst. "how about we make a deal?"

"a deal?"

"you help me with my uh. little excursions. you wouldn't have to do much! i'd throw you the treasure i steal so they don't find it on me and you keep it somewhere down there in that big blue. and if it isn't too much to add... if i get caught, can you be there for me? like what you did today?"

hurley just looked at her for a moment with an expression she couldn't quite place. "what's in it for me miss sloane?"

"well i'll give you some of the treasure we get of course, if that is of any value to you.... do mermaids even hav currency ??" she mumbled as an after-thought. "uh you'll also be helping a lot of others since the stuff i steal isn't just for me !! erm...."

"it isn't just for you?" hurley seemed to perk up at that

"i-i steal so those who are less fortunate can afford to live. it's an unfair world out there, no need to make it any harder"

"i'll do it. but can i make a lil change to the plan?"

"uh, uh yeah! what do you think??"

"how about when you're done stealing, you purposefully get caught? they make you walk the plank and i'll be there to catch you, just tell me ahead of time. much quicker than waiting for the next stop."

sloane looked shocked. "uh, isn't that too much to ask of you though? i'm already asking a lot...."

hurley shook her head and smiled, reaching out to place a hand on sloane's cheek. "not at all. but can i ask you to do something?"

sloane held the hand against her cheek and squeezed it. "sure. anything."

"can you kiss me?"

sloane grinned widely. "yeah i can do that."

and after tht, nothing could stop thm. they were an unstoppable duo tht just couldn't be touched.

sloane loved messing w the crew now when she let herself be caught. a lil salute as she fell backwards off the plank, some creepy warnings like "i'll see you again soon captain. and it won't be in hell." bc she knew hurley would be there to catch her. she always was. their luck wouldn't run out for a while 💘💘

[tieflingfaggot]

i... god that was a sad episode

[fromfelidae]

i made a short hurley/sloane amv 

[sugarcookiies]

Racing lesbians that have raced their way into my heart and smASHED IT TO PIECES

[alexisokaynow]

I dunno what they’re talking about, but I’m glad they’re happy @tazladyweek

[ravensloane]

Can I ask for Hurley head canons for no particular reason except there's not enough content for her and Sloane for that matter?

hell yea !!! srry this took me a while to answer… i’ve never actually gotten a chance to talk abt my headcanons for thm before thanks anon i lov u 💕💕

also uh my headcanons don’t follow canon in the least but like. idc they’re alive and happy thank u very much

a very big one tht i always talk abt is how they are Super Impulsive abt the shit they do…. they’re gay and reckless and i’m worried for their safety

hurley is chubby but defo still has muscle !!! she can easily lift sloane who is like. way taller than her. sloane loves her

uuuhhh i hav this hc where like. hurley resigns frm her job after the gaia sash incident. or gets fired. either way i don’t think ppl in the department r too happy w her doing secret illegal stuff, even if she did save goldcliff. they don’t actually punish her in any way for her “misdemeanors” tho if tht’s smth… she’s sad but like. she gets over it u kno. maybe she becomes like a fucking vigilante in her spare time tht would be Cool As Hell 

she pours her milk in before the cereal just to annoy sloane

always gets up super early…. like why….

morning jogs !!! tries to get sloane to join in sometimes but she’s just too tired she Can’t

also wait important to mention tht after the gaia sash incident sloane officially moves in w hurley !!! before she would kind of just hang around hurley’s apartment and even sneak in thru the window or w/e to “surprise” her despite hurley like. giving her a key a long time ago

also uuhh srry for getting a lil serious here but for the first few months after the whole thing sloane doesn’t get a lot of sleep. she has super bad nightmares abt the gaia sash for a while….. a lot of what-ifs and. yea

those nightmares never fully go away for her but they do eventually subside. it helps tht hurley is usually next to her when she wakes up frm thm. if hurley leaves early for a run or errand or smth she’ll always leave a note and remind her tht she can call her if she needs to

(sloane usually does. just to make sure)

ALSO sloane is super not a morning person. will sleep until the afternoon if she can but hurley has been trying to at least get her to wake up at 11 am

absolutely has a motorcycle. like she loves cars but. motorcycles.

hates the heat, esp bc she loves wearing all black even in the fucking summer

loves the night air. she and hurley like to stay out and stargaze on nights tht aren’t too cold (read: too cold for hurley… she hates the cold). their usual stargazing spot is at the garage sitting on the hood of their battlewagon i lov thm

they both are super bad at cooking, but hurley is probably worse. sloane can at least do the basics like eggs or w/e

they both quit racing for a lil bit too. after everything they kind of…. needed a break. when they get back into it they register under different aliases but they’re. very similar to their first ones. no one suspects a goddamn thing weirdly enough

working on the cars has become sort of relaxing for the two of thm. it gives thm smth to do and it’s just rlly comforting to be in each other’s presence

also they’re super in love and probably manage to propose at the same time aghfsjhghfh 💘💘💘

and yea tht’s all i can remember rn !!! thanks if u read all of this :’)

[ravensloane]

as much as i like to hc sloane being this incredibly smooth & charming thief, her internet history would be full of wikihow articles like this