Another amazing day and half with my lazy girlfriend. We mostly sit out in her backyard because we can only smoke out there but we lay in her bed a lot too.
Starting off by reminding yall that both of us have really hairy pussies and love playing in each others bushes she love to cum on my bush and rub it in my bush more. She said she thought about trimming it but she literally was like neither of us have to shave if no one complains about it just keep growing it as it. Which made me melt because ugh that’s so hot and so real and all I’ve ever wanted a partner to say is it’s not a problem I don’t care. She was so matter a fact about it, her chin hair is growing back and mine is coming in I can’t wait until her mustache and and unibrow grows back in fuck I get so hard for what society finds ugly. I lick her face all the time
I make my baby smile a lot and I don’t know what her dental hygiene routine is I feel like she doesn’t properly brush and obviously I don’t give af we always making out. Trying to get her drink more water but it’s hard asf lol, she has that like white grime between her teeth most of the time and I’m like damn you have never flossed and her tongue can look pretty white most of the time. Her breath has only been bad like twice outside of just waking up (her morning breath is gnarly and the best) and of course I said nothing and enjoy kissing her even more.
Anyway of course the room is wreck like always. Clothes everywhere, clean in one section, dirty clothes on the floor shoes everywhere. They ran out of can sodas so just dried up plastic cups of soda sitting around. The real prize was the dinner plate for like three nights ago that wasn’t finished sitting in the corner. Every space in this room is covered and I love it. We add two more dirty plates on top of that old ass one made my dick hard asf, I love eating in bed with her and chugging soda. We are always snacking and grazing too fuck.
I told her I need her to piss in my mouth I need it fresh from the tap and I told her I needed her to drink more water but it’s hard so I’m definitely going to be drinking dark soda and propel piss which is going to be strong. I told her she will have to kiss me afterwards. We will do that soon
I did tell her about my dick cheese and of course she got turned on and wanted to play in it and see it. She pulled the skin back after parting my bush and was so excited she spit on the head of my t dick and started stroking me with her spit and my dick cheese and it was the best lube ever. I told her I need to build up more dick cheese cause fuck that was sexy.
She gets nauseous easily and sometimes has to throw up. I haven’t seen it graphically because she’s ashamed of it and I’m like dude I have a puke kink it will make me hard to watch you do that. She went to the bathroom to throw up but always beforehand ask does she have to brush her teeth afterwards and I’m like no you don’t idgaf but that just shows me how much she doesn’t care about hygiene lowkey. Still kissed her right after again and again of course, I told her later like yo ima need you to throw up on my dick one day I need to know how that warmth feel she said she won’t look sexy and I’m like yes you are gag for me. We will have to work up to this but it will happen.
I love her hairy ass pussy, her yellow teeth, when her lips get chapped asf. I love her whole hairy fucking body. We both can’t wait to piss all over each other and I’m gotten her to get her head away from having to pee on each other in the shower because that’s boring. I’m definitely going to be able to piss on her and she’ll just clean up later that’s what she said so bet.
I can’t wait to drink her nasty piss I can’t wait to see how long our bushes can get. I can’t wait to see what her room looks like when it gets really bad. I love finally having a partner that’s just as lazy as me
