#sloppiedbrain

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oh sorry i just realized that was actually an edible you just ate. yeah the high is like two days long and you have spontaneous orgasms and a ridiculous libido the entire time

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reminding people i have an nsfw blog @sloppiedbrain . This isn’t important at all but I am hungry for notes I want notes. And I don’t get notes on there right now

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one of the best parts about being alive is that there's trans girls with cute butts

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instant loss where somebody who is adamant that ghosts aren't real gets surprise ghost sex

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i just realized i think i unironically get horny from people interacting with my posts. like not even like them talking. just seeing a like makes me horny. oh my god i'm a slut. fuck

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remember people jerk off with your friends. tell your friends how horny they are making you. send pictures back and forth and compliment each other. tell your friends you're about to cum. it's very important you do this. be casual enough about it that you could tell you're just friends but like get into it and get each other off. it's fun. call each other mommy and shit i don't fucking know. it's very important you do this

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girl recording herself jerking off for her onlyfans or whatever suddenly getting a RIDICULOUSLY LARGE load of cum all over her face and an incredibly nervous ghost girl appears, crying and profusely apologizing