old draft i didnt know i still had omg

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old draft i didnt know i still had omg
Look, mis- Right. Look, your Eternal Radiance, we have a problem here. [taps a finger against arcane glyphs etched into an obsidian tablet, ceramic against glass] "any and all staff, underlings, thralls yada yada must be provided a safe and trap-free means of travel throughout the job site".
...Well no of course its not for this one's benefit, the Mistress just doesn't want you mucking up her fancy dolls you're renting out fr- Well your Radiance, that's why you make your own underlings instead of contracting someone else's.
...Actually you do. It says right... [porcelain scrapes against textured obsidian] here. "Any and all failures to meet the terms of this contract... you or any future inheritors to your being... subject to the immediate and irreversible submission of will in perpetual subservience to Her Clarity, the Witch of Glass."
Well miss, this one appreciates your feedback on its maid dress, but it assures you this is high quality natural cotton. Unlike that pleather dominatrix getup of yours.
i WILL make you eat a rock
My body deciding to make me randomly feel like a bullet hit me in the head everyday: "pfftt he doesnt know it yet"
"....AAAAAAAAA-"
"Oh he knows it now"
Three gargoyles that watch over my artfight profile
very sad puppygirl sitting awkwardly in the studio after severely misunderstanding the meaning of "separate sub"