Apr 10, 2011
Two
“Sunday sloth days also known as no shower days”
Sundays are generally my sloth days, this consists of either baking a ridiculously sweet dish and eating it immediately, staying in whatever I slept in the night before for the entire day and no showering - just doing my bit to conserve water in these hard times, no makeup, no hair done and either copious amounts of TV or today's specialty: web comics.
I know right now one and two are not really looking like ways to become a spinster but ways to put me in an early grave, I assure you that the days where I am not unknowingly striving to be a spinster I do actually get about and take care of myself-sort of.