#slowlanes

[heres-what-happened-this-week-on]

This week on Tumblr:

International Literacy Day

Stop internet slowlanes

Flooding in Arizona

American Horror Story: Freak Show

Average Life Goals

Fall Out Boy’s new single

[stop-being-such-a-boob-punch]

I already signed/ did the email thing to stop slowlanes from ruining everything and I changed my Twitter profile pic to a cat loading icon so my teen rebellion is going well.

[masthalchi]

So Google has its own internet providing service (GoogleFiber)

If the Internet slow lanes thing actually became a thing, we all know Google would most likely offer its service everywhere for cheap and say "Hey guys, no slowlanes here!" And everyone would switch.

Guys, Google would literally win the Internet

[akechisweater]

who THE FUCK thought slowlanes were a good idea

[cantercuse]

please don't make tumblr like mobile like please

[communistjinglebutts]

I WAS SO FLUSTERED WHEN I SAW THE LOADING SIGNS ON EVERYTHING ON MY DASH

LIKE TUMBLR PLS

I LIKE HOW YOURE DOING ALL THIS ACTIVISM STUFF

BUT DONT GIVE ME A DAMN HEART ATTACK

[ronnyraymond]

So i was nervous about giving my phone number to tumblr, wondering what i would need to do, but it was so easy. I expect every person who sees this to take the 60 seconds out of their day to do this. I read directly from the prompt, and its awesome to support a cause.

[alascene]

if you cant help the slowlane situation because 'you're anxious from talking on the phone' you should get the fuck off the internet and learn to exist like a normal human being