#slurdge

[beatlemeat-archive]

I have a feeling that cuphead will soon become so popular that little kids will start liking it and making fanart n stuff. and then people will call anyone who likes it """cringey"""

[beatlemeat-archive]

"autism mom": drugs are evil! I will never expose my children to drugs or alcohol!!! it is the devil!!

some bozo: I heard weed cures autism

"autism mom": *shoving 20 blunts into their child's mouth* sorry what

[beatlemeat-archive]

it's kinda fucked up like why would u want a snack that smiles back like it's like eating a baby like pour out a box with tiny bit e sized babies each with individual flavors and colours depending on the box and u fuckin pic k up the baby and it smiles at you and u smile at it and u fuckin eat the baby why would u do that u ate a baby a lifeform brought in to the world litter ly yesterday u ate it enjoy your delicious bit e sizes cheese flavored snack u baby eaters omg

[beatlemeat-archive]

also dreamt that angry birds were pokemon apperently or smth

[beatlemeat-archive]

i keep having dreams where im amab i get bottom surgery and people get pissed.

[beatlemeat-archive]

i really love red in angry birds star wars he looks happie and cheery

[gross-snow]

Slurdge

[beatlemeat-archive]

behold, rookie t-pose.