An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
For Sale: Beautifully maintained 3 bedroom thatched cottage nestled in the heart of the South Downs. On paper, they were perfect. A middle-aged couple, looking for a holiday home in a quiet village in the South Downs. Picky was the wrong word to describe what they were. They were never impolite or demanding, never threw a tantrum over something outside of my control like some previous clients had. They were just… odd.
An estate agent helps Aziraphale and Crowley search for their dream home, becoming increasingly exasperated at their nonsensical requirements and strange behaviour as they reject house after house.
The wonderfully talented @slurpi13 and I cooked this fic up based on this Tumblr post about the estate agent helping the ineffables to purchase their South Downs cottage.
We've had so much fun writing this silly little (almost 6k) fic and we hope you enjoy it too 💖