#slurpoof

[critical-quit]

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Fact: Dyna’s favorite food is chocolate chip cookies! She prefers freshly baked ones.

Fact: BT once tried to apply for a real job, but she got stuck trying to fill out the application and not fill it with very unhireable qualities.

Fact: Lulu doesn’t like competitive cooking shows, because she hates seeing people lose and feel bad.

[simpleenthusiast]

i just reread my last text post... This is your fault, Livi

[critical-quit]

if ur the dad friend can i call u daddy

i should have known you were gonna ask that

[little-forget-me-not]

@slurpoof I saw these while I was out today and I thought of you haha

[agentblurr]

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you

the secret to my lip stick is that it’s the blood of my enemies