#sluzzle tag

[theastraljester]

Merry Sluzzle Tag Everyone! :D

[somewhere-in-a-microwave]

Since December is coming to an end...

May we interest you in Sluzzle Tag?

Sluzzle Tag was first invented by Gumball Tristopher Watterson and Anais Errrrrr Watterson on January 10th and is celebrated on January 10th (or the 11th if it's a leap year) in the small town of Elmore.

It is meant to celebrate the spirit of Sluzzle Dude, who delivers gifts in a van drawn by dobermans and enters our homes through toilets to give us our presents.

To find out more about this holiday, click on this link:

Sluzzle Tag

Sluzzle Tag is a fictional holiday celebrated in Elmore. It was created by Gumball in "The Lie." Sluzzle Tag was conceived by Gumball and An

Happy New Year and Jolly Sluzzle Tag everyone! (well, soon...)

[marmarbunbun]

[sirchubbybunny]

It's almost time!

[saragl728]

Happy Sluzzle Tag

[badtnbcideas]

There’s a holiday world for Sluzzle Tag, the fake holiday from that one Gumball episode.

[thispenguinrocks]

so i just saw this episode from the amazing world of gumball and the ending quote is just so good i had to screenshot and share it to yall

credits: @tymime

(the screenshots are mine)

this show is clearly being wasted on 7yearolds

[tymime]

Sluzzle Tag master post

I propose Sluzzle Tag be celebrated the second weekend of January, so as to not conflict with either New Year’s, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, or Three Kings Day. Three Kings Day is officially Jan. 6 (a Monday in 2020), but it’s usually observed on the Sunday in between the 2nd and the 8th (the 5th in 2020). Meanwhile Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the third Monday of January (the 20th in 2020). It’s a little confusing, but at least in the year 2020 we can safely say that either Jan. 11 or 12 would be a good day to celebrate.

(For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, Sluzzle Tag is a made-up holiday from The Amazing World of Gumball episode “The Lie”, which is basically meant to alleviate the post-Christmas blues. Think “heavy metal Christmas”.)

Since a lot of what happens in the episode is impossible (nobody makes Sluzzle Dude sweaters) I have some ideas for a more realistic celebration:

Since putting barbed wire on a toilet seat is impractical (for obvious reasons), placing a few heavy metal knickknacks on top of the tank would be close enough.

Since you’ve already spent tons of money on Christmas, actually buying full-fledged presents seems out of the question. However, I think buying something from the bargain bin or from the dollar store could be a good alternative.

Although you’re probably going on a diet by January, it wouldn’t be Sluzzle Tag without the junk food, now would it? However, you don’t necessarily have to recreate Richard’s Sluzzlewurst- things like Spam, hot dogs, Cheez Whiz, bacon, pork rinds, and potato chips would be fine. (Your options are pretty limited if you’re vegetarian or vegan, obviously.)

Listen to some grindcore, if you can stand it. (Personally I only listen to Christian grindcore bands- such a thing does exist!)