#slxceoflife

[idatedouchebags]

Forever drags onto Dexter's ankles. She's home from vacation.

"Sweet Mary of fuck-balls, I'm away from the crazies--shit. Wait."

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food.

omg

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i'm psychic or something. >>

what am i thinking about rn

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slxceoflife

"So your tha new guy I've been hearin about." A siren blared off in the distance, but she didn't budge, she knew it wasn't for her this time. 

[idatedouchebags]

Dexter and Deb coffee hour take 2.

[5:07:17 PM] Dexter: babies are crying and unhappy [5:07:28 PM] Deb:  We're their parents of course they are.

[idatedouchebags]

That her vocabulary very rarely strays far from "fuck", "motherfuck", "fucking fuckers", "fucking cunt piss shit motherfucker."

You're not too far off the mark but I can have my sentimental and simple moments.

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i dunno i dunno you intimidate me tbh

hOLY SHIT WHAT????????

you are literally one of the best dexters i have ever seen

i was scared to approach you

like at all

don't fear me i am but a humble bug running a simple bloge

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lmao he would flip out. not a joke.

she'd just be like

you know that was very rude dexter

and then maybe do one of those things demons do

where they flick their wrists and send the other person into the wall