Most definitely smells like petrichor and seasalt. Masculine mix of both.
Loves loves loves when it rains in the middle of the ocean.
Would sound like Frank Sinatra/Chris Isaak when singing (in English specifically).
Likes the sound of his own voice. Not even in a selfish way, he just likes the timbre and almost relaxing lilt he speaks with.
I feel like the kind of person/woman that would appeal to him would be dark, confident, and mysterious because they are the most satisfying ones to break.
But also because he's not interested in shy or skittish people other than to frighten them. Self assured and deeply self confident women are extremely sexy to him.
(This also applies to Floyd). Georgina taught them how to be gentlemen (to ladies specifically).
You can’t be sons of a mob family without being chivalrous, can you?
I will take that headcanon to the grave I adore it.
Has eaten poisonous mushrooms he had not yet built an intolerance to and ended up in the infirmary. I think there's a fic about this somewhere please drop the link.
Has probably met a siren and tried his own Leech Brand™️ flirting on her. It didn't really work but he enjoyed it nonetheless.
Likes cats. Slinky little things, they probably remind him of himself.
Has a small collection of taxidermied moths and beetles. Incase Jamil is ever indebted to the Mostro Lounge.
He thinks black tights and stilettos are sexy in a sleek, dark sort of way.
The reason he's so closed off and terrifyingly serene if because he learned from his father. He learned that people fear a more neutral chaos than an actual chaos.
He's just a tad scarier than Floyd in the sense that you genuinely never know what's on his mind.
Listens to rock, Ghost/Sleep Token style songs. He's gonna be punk in some way. (Mourning the loss of his early design.)
&&. jade x reader. floyd x reader. your best friend is dead. you watched it happen. the campus is in hysterics. someone is picking students off one by one, and you're certain you're next. thankfully, jade and floyd refuse to leave your side, but you, even after such a long-standing friendship, know better than to trust them.
𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦. based off of scream (1996). 1980s au. graphic violence / murder / death. implied idia x reader. suggestive themes. obsessive behaviour. stalking. canon-typical horror themes. gender neutral reader. dacryphilia.
synopsis: wanting to get your feelings off your chest, you decide you must confess to jade. what better way to practice your confession than on the next best thing: his twin brother.
tags: Jade is himself. pre-relationship...overheard confessions, misunderstandings...
wc: 1.9k
read jamil’s version here!
Ever since realizing your crush on Jade, you thought that if you let it be, your feelings would come to pass.
After a year at Night Raven College, your heart had other plans..and so you found yourself utterly smitten with the eel. It had come to a point where you would daydream about him carrying you on hikes or feeding you a shroom or two (your friends noticed the dopey look you’d have on during class and had blackmail of you smiling at Professor Trein’s cat for no reason).
Needless to say, it was a must for you to have an outlet for your feelings. You can’t live with this one-sided crush forever. Still, between rejection and eternal yearning, the latter definitely sounded easier to deal with…
However, there was one problem.
“Lil’ Shrimpy, come over here, will ya?”
You couldn’t bring yourself to confess to Jade right away, so what better way to expose yourself to doing it than to ask his twin for help? You debated asking Azul, but figured he would probably rope you into a shady contract, considering that the other party involved was his lovely subordinate…you could only choose the lesser evil.
And right now, that lesser evil was hugging the living daylights outta you.
“Ouch–Floyd, please, I can’t breathe!” You cry out, stabilizing your breath as he lets you go. You second-guess your decision to ask him for help, but it feels like you have no choice…he’s the closest option you’ve got to the real thing, after all.
“Soo~ Watcha need ol’ Floyd for, huh? Get yourself into some trouble? Sounds fun!” the eel walks closer to you, towering you with his height. You’d like to think he has good intentions for agreeing to speak with you, but you can’t help but feel like something’s off…
Letting out a deep breath, you twiddle your fingers as you speak, “Well…it’s about your brother…” Floyd narrows his eyes and breaks out into a big grin, letting you continue, “It’s just that…”
Trailing off, you find yourself unable to finish your sentence, “That what, Lil’ Shrimpy? C’mon, I’m getting boooored…” he slumps his shoulders but his attention is still focused on you.
There’s no going back now, you guess. Going for it, you deeply inhale before saying, “SoIamkindofinlovewithyourbrotherand#needthatbutI’mtooscaredtoactuallytellhimsowillyouhelpmeconfess.”
Floyd’s face lights up in understanding. You’re not even surprised he caught all that, because now you’re more concerned at the fact that he’s giving you a lopsided grin as if he discovered something he could hold against you…Well…
“Lil’ Shrimpy! Why didn’t ya just say so? I’m the perfect eel for the job! Aside from being a Prefect, you’re tryna be my Shrimpy-in-Law now, aren’t ya?” He violently grabs you to envelop your body in another squeeze, unbeknownst to a certain mer observing you from a distance…
Floyd and the Prefect seem to be getting along swimmingly, it seems. Jade puts his hands to his chin and chuckles, What was it the Prefect needed from my brother, I wonder?
What was it indeed…
Jade notices a change in your behavior in the following days, and he’s not sure if he’s into that. Suddenly, you spend every bit of your free time with Floyd. And ever so out of place, Floyd’s acting extra gentle with you, too! Gently holding your shoulder to keep you from bumping into a tree, serving you food he cooked himself, carrying you around like a potato sack (but nicely?)
Little does Jade know that Floyd did that because you were so preoccupied thinking about your crush that you almost kissed tree bark, the twin eel was telling you all about Jade’s favorite food, and you asked Floyd to urgently whisk you away from Jade because you thought he could hear you gushing about him.
What gets him going is that whenever he’s in the vicinity, you and Floyd always seem to be on your way out as if he had invaded your “no-no square.” It’s safe to say that your eel can’t help but feel a little disheartened. Of course, he still acts as his normal suspicious self, grinning away his concerns. What else is he to do? Finders keepers were the rules in the Coral Sea–and it seemed Floyd got to you before he could.
–
You, on the other hand, have finally prepared to confess to your beloved eel. You had a customized terrarium at hand, and a handful of mushrooms you found growing at Ramshackle that you think Jade might appreciate. All that was left was to tell him your feelings. Before doing that, however, you decide to go on one last test run with Floyd.
You sit across Floyd at a secluded booth at Mostro Lounge, your gifts lying below the table. From where Jade stands, he notices that you’ve dolled yourself up tonight–your eyes seem like they’re glowing brighter, you smile a little wider, and your cheeks much pinker. It takes all his restraint to not steal you from Floyd right then and there.
Instead, because Floyd’s also slacking off, he takes your order to your table.
But that was his mistake.
“...To be honest, you’ve been on my mind ever since my first day at NRC,” You look up at Floyd, shyly looking away from him. “I love it whenever you come up to me and talk about the things you love, I think it’s adorable.” Giving him a little laugh, Jade wishes so hard to the Sevens that it was directed to him instead.
You feel immense bloodlust come up behind you…but it somehow feels directed towards the damned eel sitting across the table.
“I’ll just come out and say it. I really, really like you–”
Seeing his towering shadow approach your booth, your words falter when your eyes meet Jade’s mismatched ones.
You are utterly, completely, and wholly screwed.
Not wanting to deal with this mess, Floyd slithers out of his seat, sensing his brother’s immense energy directed at him–Jade’s so scary when it comes to Lil’ Shrimpy, ugh.
Jade takes the seat across yours. With his practiced smile and ever-so polite tone, he manages to stay civil, “Prefect, fancy seeing you here.” Placing his long finger on his chin, he furrows his eyebrows and gives you a cute little pout, “I do hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
He patiently waits for you to respond. Or rather, he watches as your soul comes back to your body after you realize you can’t die without confessing to the eel before you first.
Regaining life in your body, you open your mouth to speak, but no words come out. After a few tries of gaping and closing your lips, you finally manage to sputter out a response, “J-Jade…Hi.”
Jade gives you a little smile back and leans in a bit closer, placing his arm on the table to lean on his cheek, “Hello, Prefect.” After a few moments of silence, he realizes that the Prefect Was Too Stunned to Speak. So he goes ahead, “If you don’t mind, there’s something I’d like to discuss with you.”
“Over the past few weeks, I’ve noticed how…distant you were towards me. I couldn’t help but notice the proximity you and my brother have maintained, however. If I may be so bold as to ask, "Prefect…” You just barely bounce your head up and down, giving him confirmation as he continues, “Are you and Floyd in a relationship?”
Your soul threatens to leave your body yet again, but you manage to keep it intact just enough to let out a very alarming, “WHAT???!!!”
So many questions were flooding through your mind as to why he would ever conjure that thought, but the eel before you now seems amused–a vast shift from his earlier violent mood. Lives were saved that moment…
“Hm? Judging from your reaction, he is yet to accept your affections? Fufu, I apologize, he can sometimes be a bit…moody.”
“Huh…I don’t get what you’re saying at all, Jade! Why would I ever confess to–”
Ah, a light bulb blinks above your head.
You can’t help but giggle at his conjecture, “Wait, Jade, you can’t be serious!” If you could only project a rolling laughing emoticon in real life, it’d surround you like an aura. However, right now, Jade’s amusement turns into mild confusion, squinting his eyes and giving you a half smile.
“What’s so amusing, Prefect? Is it so ridiculous to think that you have been courting my brother, considering the amount of time you were spending with one another–alone, I might add.” Pulling out a napkin from his breast pocket, he makes a show of wiping fake tears from his eyes, “I admit that it was quite painful to witness, you see, seeing as how desperately I found myself wanting to be in his position instead.”
You look around the cafe to see if there were any hidden cameras–were the twins playing an elaborate prank on you and profiting over the footage?! Still, you can’t help but feel a little twinge in your heart as Jade’s eyes seem downcast despite his jests. Even if it’s a little twisted…you found his act oh so adorable. You could just confess to him right then and there.
Wait…wasn’t that the plan all along?
“Jade, I have to be honest with you…I really worked hard for this day.” Pulling out your gifts from underneath the table, you extend a hand to softly place them in his gloved hands, ”I’ve been spending all that time with Floyd because I asked him to help me…”
The eel looks at you intently with a focus that makes you feel flushed. You give it your all to continue, “Agh, I worked so hard on my speech but I can’t think of anything to say!”
Whatever, you just go for it, “I love you, Jade!”
For a moment, Jade forgets to control his expression. His mouth forms an ‘o’ shape, and his eyes go a little wide. Then, his face breaks out into a grin–at least he seems happy?
“Fufu, is that so, Prefect?” He gives you a sly grin as if he knew all along.
“Unfortunately so. If you could let me down now, please.”
“Let you down? In what world? Prefect, I must admit–I’ve been dreaming of this day for a while.”
“Are you sure? Like, you and me?”
“Yes, I am quite sure that there is only one Ramshackle perfect in all of NRC, my dear.”
You find yourself lightheaded at the nickname, but before your head could hit the table, Jade softly cushions it with his palm.
“Oh, we can’t have that,” with a touch of his magic, you wake back up. However, finding yourself lying on Jade’s palm, you let out a small yelp and lose consciousness once again.
Leaning down to your level, Jade sets his arm across the table and lies his head down beside yours, “Fufu, there’s always tomorrow, Prefect. But I hope you dream of me~”
Extra:
In your shock, you faint again realizing that Jade returns your feelings.
However, you woke up 10 minutes after you blacked out…and you can’t think of a way to get out of this situation.
In your current position, Jade seems to be lying his head next to yours, softly sifting his cold fingers through your hair–it seems that he removed his gloves in favor of feeling closer to you.
You feel his eyes burning holes to the back of your head, but you can’t get yourself to move.
Not when he’s being so sweet to you right now.
“Ah, Prefect, do you find it so difficult to accept my feelings for you, dear?” He quietly laughs to himself, “Fufu, ‘dear’, huh? I hope you accept my choice of endearment for you~.”
“Additionally, I know you’re awake. Won’t you get up and properly convey your feelings to me, Prefect?”
a/n: i wanted to rewrite ts but yk what We ball. try again next round I have more Jade stirring in the pot + the similar prompts for a bunch of characters is mainly because they were supposed to be in one post but i felt like standalone was better LOL
The warm touch of your lover was on your hand. Jade Leech, your partner, held your hand tightly in his. The two of you were walking along a trail together, and naming all the different flora and fauna found. The trail was quiet, with the ruffling of your steps. There was a slight breeze—not too cold nor too hot. It felt pleasant and peaceful.
“My dear, look,” Jade points to a bird perched on a branch. The bird had a round belly, and big cute eyes. You immediately fall in love with the adorableness of it.
“It’s so pretty, hm? Its big eyes and big belly are so cute. Ah, its feathers look soft too…” You said with enthusiasm. “Birds are always so beautiful. I could never get sick of them.”
Jade felt a tinge of jealousy—seeing you admire another species instead of his. Were moray eels not as enchanting?
“There’s a squirrel climbing up that tree,” You pointed out. The squirrel was holding several nuts, overwhelming itself. Then, all the nuts fell to the ground and the squirrel stood still in disappointment. “Ahah! It overestimated itself! What a cute little thing!”
Jade smiled softly, shutting his eyes. Are you trying to make him suffer right now? His rational mind told him you were simply pointing out things you saw. But his emotional mind was getting more and more envious.
“Do you think moray eels are cute too?” He suddenly spoke. You could tell there was a little possessiveness behind his words.
“Hm, well. Technically speaking, they’re… a little hard to look at,” you said. Your wording broke Jade’s eel heart slightly. “However, that’s what makes them cute. Don’t you think so?”
His love for you just soared again.
“Yes…” He nodded, trying to keep his composure. Even with the simplest of sentences, you still make him the most happy he can be.
You have a fascination for things on the surface. Turns out three other people do too -- but what happens when you're given an opportunity to go there in this Choose Your Own Adventure?
Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech x Reader
Choose Your Own Adventure
🔗 READ/PLAY HERE
🎮interactive fanfic "A Poor Unfourtunte Soul" by Dimondtears
📖 Episode 1 of ?
You’ve always spotted a strange-looking creature on the beach after you moved in. It shouldn't be harmful to say hello, right? (Jade Leech x Reader)
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You’ve always loved the ocean ever since you were a child, which is why it was a perfect opportunity that your mother decided to move both of you to a new home by the seaside to start fresh again.
A new home, a new school, and the smell of the sea that follows you everywhere.
What could go wrong?
Well, every night while taking out the trash, at a distance you spotted a strange-looking creature on the shore. At first glance it can be easily dismissed as a “big fish," but taking a closer look, it takes a more close form of a mermaid— Its body was colored teal with a long tail and sharp fins. Yet all it did was seem to peek its head over the water before diving back in again.
While riding your bike back home after picking up vegetables in a nearby forest for dinner, you spotted the strange-looking mermaid by the shore once again.
There was enough spare time before cooking dinner so you decided to approach it. You parked your bike and headed to the shore very excitedly—this was your first time seeing an odd mermaid, after all.
Just upon arriving, to your disappointment, it seemed like the mermaid had disappeared once again; just when you turned back, you heard a voice behind you.
"Oh my, i was right waiting for you here."
You looked back to the ocean; just as expected, it was there, smiling towards you.
“What?! How did you—”
You were left speechless, now seeing a boy in front of you with a polite yet carefree expression.
"Oh? It was not my intention to scare you at all,” he placed his hand on his chest, yet by his tone he doesn't seem to be apologetic at all.
“I was merely curious looking at a human this close.”
His smile widened, almost showing his sharp teeth.
“Do you mean me? Ah, that's right! "I haven't said my name yet," you said as you stepped closer, causing your feet to submerge in the water. "I'm (your name), and you must be...?”
“How terribly rude of me, Jade Leech is my name," he replied, following a small chuckle.
“Jade, huh? ” you hummed in thought. “Why do you always appear here every night? ”
“Just like what i said before i— Oh my? ” he abruptly stopped his sentence; something seemed to catch his eye.
“If I may ask, what is inside that bag you're holding? "
“Oh, you mean this? ” you held the plastic bag up. "It's a bag of shiitake mushrooms for dinner!” you smiled, proudly showing your bag of vegetables.
"Shiitake... mushroom..." he muttered to himself before smiling in delight. "Ah, how wonderful, the land really doesn't disappoint.”
“Would you like some? I can give you the leftovers of it later." It's probably his first time tasting something from the land; there shouldn't be any harm, you thought.
“Oh? How kind of you to generously offer a stranger like me.” a small polite chuckle left his lips, “I almost can applaud your courage; humans are truly fascinating," he muttered to himself, a predatory smile on his lips.
"Huh, did you say something, jade?” you asked as you prepared to leave the shore. "It's nothing; i look forward to the meal. (Your name)”
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“Jade! Jade, I'm here! "You shouted with a bag of leftover mushroom salad in your hand—where on earth could he be?
“My, my. You did take your time,” his voice appearing just below the waters before emerging. “Give me a break; more importantly, there's enough left for you! ” you sat down near the water while taking out the dish from the bag. “I hope you won't mind my cooking."
Jade swam closer until he was near you; his gaze seemed to drift towards observing your actions and then give you another one of his polite smiles.
You took a mouthful of salad and lifted it in front of him, only to feel his cold, scaly hand wrap around your wrist, gripping the spoon.
huh?
Your body stiffened in surprise at his gesture; by looking at his heterochromatic eyes, you might catch a mischievous glint in them. Slowly, he brought it closely… and took a bite of the salad.
“Oh my, how delicious.”
“W-What was that for!? ”
“Hm? What was what, (your name)?”
You immediately moved your hand away from his grasp; before realising it, your face was already flushed with embarrassment.
“That! I mean—never mind, it just caught me off guard.”
“Ah, my apologies. I got myself excited before I considered our proximity,” it was obvious that he was just teasing you.
“But pay that no mind; this shiitake mushroom you speak of has an exquisite flavor, and the texture itself is quite unique," jade hummed in thought. “But i do wonder.”
He leaned towards you again with a preying glint, “what do humans taste like?”
Author's note: hello everyone !! Thank you for liking my previous posts, it really means alot! I have this one in my drafts for awhile so i decided to post it, though ive been trying to find motivation on who to write next.. anyways, please enjoy this for now.
no but in all honesty i was doing a great gatsby study and i was like... whose the biggest yearner? Jade leech duhh, the amount of angst this man has....
hope yall enjoy (edit cuz i didnt realize the pics would be tiny)
hello !!!! first time requesting anything HAHA i’d like to request jade, idia, & rook and what their reactions would be regarding AI… possibly with the reader introducing them to it and being concerned about the future of twisted wonderland and how it could get absorbed into AI. tysm!!!
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Jade aggressively researches the topic once public AI usage hits the 1 year mark. Looking to invest, he spends less than a day surfing the web before realizing the concept is entirely unworthy of his time 🤷♀️. Accuses Floyd of using quick-fix AI tools so he'll be lectured by you, despite his twin avoiding it same as you. Rouses controversial topics to test your knowledge AND bait your ire—he can hold a conversation, unlike a certain website..
Idia is a former Gemini warrior!! It took about 5secs from his day to realize all the plagiarism that goes on in that sphere, and as a content producer himself (ethical, personal fic/art) you find the plots for future data centres bought up and replaced by wifi towers and public gardens shortly after his rehabilitation
Rook begins to publicly condemn tech ceos both in person and in fandom spaces. Becomes the woke boyfriend we all aspire to be and attends all protests possible to witness "the beauty of the fight"
*As for a SAAU, there's a collective WTF?? Before they start clowning on character AI. Like. They're RIGHT HERE??
