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slyscarlip replied to your photo “[[I remembered that some of my friends were sad about snow in their...”

fuk u it's 4 degrees over here and we got all the snow

i dun get snow really anymore so i am a sad panda and so here you get my bitter teasing about 65 degree weather <3

"Why do you think I'm here?"

"Beats me. Do you know why you’re here?”

"There is no God."

"Are we talking that Christian God? Because fuck ‘im."

"You're gonna catch a cold."

"Hahahaha. No. I’m a frost giant, there is no such thing."

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Well, my guess is you either flushed something that wasn't meant to go down a toilet or you clogged it with your shit."

"Drink the wine."

"Can’t. I’m a recovering alcoholic."

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"Yeah, but I don’t see it cleaning my house, sooo… Kind of useless at this point."

"Do you know about the box?"

"A box? Is it steel? Are there Lox? Is it filled with a Pox?"

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