Why Dextre doesn't participate in the cult

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Why Dextre doesn't participate in the cult
My secret santa art for @zombiedeers !! Heavily enjoyed drawing this >_<
For those who said it’s his coded song, here is my contribution, yw
As much as I enjoy it when the fandom portrays Dexter and the other Spooky Month villains as getting along quite well, I raise you my personal interpretation:
He actually strongly dislikes them, because consider this: he's been plagued all his life by violent needs he just wishes he could get rid of, and always fears he'll end up not controlling himself and hurt someone on accident, and these FUCKERS go around and kill people??? For FUN??? He'd be like that meme "Wow all these people are insane, thank God i'm normal"
I personally think he'd actually would've gotten along quite well with Lila and the kids. Lila thinks he's a bit off-putting, but she didn't seem particularly wary of him in Unwanted Guest, so I think she'd know he's got a good heart despite everything. I can see him teaching the kids about his job like "And then the rat will get stuck in the trap, and won't be able to escape!" "That's so spooky!" "I know, right?!"
The kids would be SO exicited to spend time with him, just saying.
Also, I thought about an Average Spooky Month scenario where Lila and the kids are in danger, and Dexter just comes out of nowhere and starts horribly maiming the villain, only to then turn to Lila and be like "Hello Miss Lila! Seemed like you needed help, so I decided to exterminate the issue for you!" with the biggest smile ever. He would've 10/10 picked a fight with Bob.
Wait I need everyone to hear me out for a second.
SM-Carrie AU where :
Patty is Carrie
Lila is Sue
John is Tommy
Skidad doubles as Chris and Billy
Gregor is Margaret (who could’ve seen this coming?) (sarcasm)
Bob is Desjardin/Collins/Gardener
Chelle is the headmaster because yes
Jaune is Frieda
I guess…shit, I don’t have a Norma :/
So I tried to make a thing, but it's incomplete bc I'm editing it on my phone and on my phone I can't edit the captions to display the lyrics how I want but oh well.
I wanted to make an mv of Butcher Vanity with Bob
But I fucked it
So I'm posting the unfinished version, bc despite it looking boring and being incomplete I still spent over 12 hours on this hoe I'm going to crumble to fucking dust
My two favourite baddies
Dinner date.