Nah you know what I need.
I need a fanfic or comic of like-
Say Bowser after a fight accidentally goes into the pipe that leads to Brooklyn and Luigi end up finding a tiny bowser and taking him in and everything. Bowser ends up getting a major soft spot for Luigi but still hates Mario (as per usual). Luigi takes Bowser out when he has a job from a client.
After a while, They end up finding another one of the the pipes and Bowser without thinking goes headfirst in and goes back to his world (he feels guilt and lonely after without his precious Luigi) and Luigi, who didn’t see where he went was heartbroken when he couldn’t find his beloved turtle has to go back home after looking for a longgg time.
Bowser has to go back to adjusting as his role as king after being away from his kingdom for a while and being pampered to his hearts content. And Luigi has to get normalized to not having a spiky turtle thing with him at all times and Mario while he’s sad that his brother is, is kinda glad that bowser is gone-
And que Mario and Luigi going into the pipe and ALSO getting teleported to the other world.
Imagine their surprise when they find out the turtle they found is actually a ruthless king of a giant turtle kingdom. Also when they see just how big their tiny turtle actually is-
So Bowser just takes Luigi back to his castle and pampers him and treats him like the queen he is!
And extra points if there are scenes with Luigi being a total mother hen to the koopalings!
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