This was just for fun, it's been in my head all day.
This does not take place in the Alive AU, but it is similar.
Starscream is concerned and intrigued by the existence of Wally Darling. Something is very wrong here.
Starscream looked down at the...thing. It stared right back at him still grinning, those creepy optics seemingly growing wider by each nano-klik that went by. "What in the pits are you even supposed to be?" He gave the puppet a poke, nicking its clothing with his clawed digit. "You're clearly of organic origin-stop that!" He snarled down at the odd creature as it continued feeling the side of his pede. He would step on the disgusting Earth creature, but he tried that earlier and it didn't seem to even dent the thing.
"Wow, you sure are tall aren't you? I know Howdy and the others are pretty tall but I have never seen someone your height...ha." It spoke in a monotone voice, giving a harsh poke back at him with enough pressure that he could actually feel his metal dent. It was unnerving. Starscream never liked it when something failed to follow the laws of science and logic. He abruptly moved his pede away from it.
"And here I thought you would be just like the other lowly lifeforms on this pathetic excuse of a planet."