#small squeaks

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night,

May your day be wondrous and colourful and bright,

Gather all of the ones with whom you share your love,

To maybe spot Santa in the starry sky above ❤️💚

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i have not had any water today and now i’m guzzling this fkn ice cold water and istg water is delicious when it’s ice cold

also… broke my finger so no more cohesive writing for six weeks 😗✌️

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Hello <3

hello hello! ☺️

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need a pretty girl to come and teach me how to do a facial treatment/do one on me, for me. that stuff sounds so relaxing

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okay, this might be a bit of a controversial rant, but idc:

i thoroughly dislike (as I don’t use hate often) it when people entrust their dogs to me as a house sitter whilst they are on holiday, but make their dogs the neeeeeeeediest lil fuckers. Like, I apologise for having a life and being a university student. it’s not my fault your dog has grown to have separation anxiety that is SO BAD that you need to give him medication for it.

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mrrrrr!!

[Jeff likes your profile picture!]

😱😱

hi Jeff! I’m glad you like it! how are you today?

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maria: i do not have feelings

nat: mmmmm

maria: -stop it

nat: but you have feeeeeelings for meeee

maria: shut up

looking at this after watching secret invasion makes me bawl 😭😭😭😭

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not me just realising that Iron Maiden is an actual superhero in the Marvel Comics AND IS NOT ONLY NATALIA ROMANOVA BUT ALSO MELINA VOSTOKOFF 💀💀💀

makes my whole Save the Cat fic really well-rounded 😂