#small wing wang

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http://xeyonic.tumblr.com/post/126947484805/my-dick-is

just click it grandpa

dirkstri

You during honeymoon.

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BURNS!!!

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wing wang wong long

Thats mine, dirks is wing wang wong short.

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The secret has been revealed.

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IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME TO BRING THE "DIRK HAS A SMALL WING WANG" THING BACK? (THOUGH I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A WING WANG IS.)

It is never too late to remember our grief.

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Jake English and The Temple of The Wing Wong

What a shame that the temple is big and the wing wang is small.

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Stop making Dirk feel bad about his wing wang :c

Ok heres a secret just between me and you, pal.

Dont tell anyone else.

We are just joking a bit.

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How could Dirk even have a wing wang if he doesn't have wings? How do wings even have jaws!? I'm so confused!

Dont worry chap, it is just an euphemism for something else that can be considered a man sword.