#smart bimbo

[blingy-pink-bimbo-doll]

how a bimbo (who’s actually a genius in lip gloss) revises for A grades 💄📓✨

just because i wear pink, doesn’t mean i don’t get As! 💖

haiiii hunnie bunniez!!

in homage to exam/gcse/a-levels/finals szn, and also with my exams that started TODAY, i thought i would make a how-to guide, to basically cram, or revise effectively with such little time!!

yes!! i have been revising!! and it's been really effective!! but now with no school in session thanks to the amazeblogs one week break us UK girlies have, i'll give you guys some super tips, as a non academic girlie, on the best revision methods that managed to get me all As (and 1 B in the subject i literally despised) in my gcses!!

past papers/exam questions

literally your best friend!! these worked literal wonders guys. luckily, with past papers, the mark scheme is there aswell. not only can you see what kind of questions will be in the real exam, but you can time yourself like you're in the exam and realistically see where you are

2. blurting

i only started this a few weeks before my exams, but when i tell you this is so helpful, it's so helpful. the thing is, when you blurt, you take everything you already have in your head, and spill it out. and what makes it even better, is that if you find out you know next to nothing, you can go back and learn the content (revision guides with active practise!!) and then blurt again!!

3. teaching my plushies!!

yes, it sounds utterly ridiculous, but it works!! especially if you need to do a presentation as a contribution to your grade (English language and foreign languages girlies i'm looking at you xx). try and act like they know absolutely NOTHING about your topic and say it simple terms. for me, as i study drama a level, i need to be able to explain to the examiner why i make the choices i decided in terms of acting, set design, etc. this method is super helpful for this!

4. flashcards

these are really good for recall. learning equations for my stem girlies or learning terms for my languages girlies, it's really helpful. what i like to pair it with, studying German a level, is writing. by writing the terms or equations i don't know, i absorb them much easier!! don't rely on flashcards though, because you may not know how to actually structure your answers when it comes to the exam.

i hope this helps and if you want me to make specific guides of how to get As in subjects (apart from history, comp science, economics and music because i didn't do those, and bio, because i despised it) then lmk!!

luv you 27,000

xoxo, wonda

[jasgirl-creations]

"Becoming a bimbo isn't real science" You were about to prove your professor wrong. You tested on yourself, getting thicker than implants ever could. With a few syringes hidden in your jacket, you went to class eager to turn your professors into the biggest, dumbest bimbo of all.

"Becoming a bimbo into real science!" You could hear her mocking voice in your head. So shrill. Nasal. She'd sound so much happier once she got a doze of your special new serum! Too happy to care that she was so, soooooo wrong! You came to a halt outside the lecture hall, breasts bouncing for seconds after your heels click clacked to a stop. Class was in session. You tried to listen as you peered through the door's narrow window, but the professor's lecture was sooooooooo boring! She'd be so much more fun to listen to once she was a bouncing giggling bimbo! The door swung open with a gentle push, and you click clacked your way into the lecture hall, hips swaying and breasts bouncing. The professor paused her lecture as she looked up at you. "Ms. Jasmine, you know my policy. If you're late to my class you must...." Her words trailed off as her eyes locked onto your band new wobbling head sized titties. Sure, there were other changes. Your new serum was an absolute scientific breakthrough that would revolutionize medicine. You'd managed to create a drug increased metabolism, nearly halted aging, restored hair loss and luster, rejuvenated skin, eliminated depression and induced a kind of toned fitness usually only found 5-day-a-week gym devotees. All while curing a dozen diseases and correcting a variety of genetic disorders. And with no side effects at all! Unless you counted a drastic and permanent spike in arousal and a frankly worrying drop in IQ as side effects. Which you didn't. No, you didn't blame anyone for focusing on your big titties. After all, the professor didn't even notice the pair of syringes in your hands until the first one was already stuck in her shoulder. By the time she reacted you were injecting her with the second. Two doses was a lot more than you had given yourself. Twice as much? You weren't so good at math anymore, so you couldn't be sure. But the professor would need it. She was such an uptight bitch. And a science denier too! You watched as the older woman dropped to her knees. Well, "older" wasn't REALLY a good description. The professor was probably in her mid thirties, and already she was starting to look younger. The serum worked fast! She gasped and moaned as her new boobies swelled, already bigger than her head and still growing! You bent your knees, lowering yourself into a crouch poised on your 4 inch heels. You'd never even worn heels before the serum, but after just 24 hours you walked in them like you were born with them. "See, professor? Becoming a bimbo is, like, totally science! I did an experiment to see if I could turn a boring bitch into a yummy dumb bimbo with basketball sized titties. What have I learned? Like, my experiment is only sort of a success. look at your boobs, they're totally bigger than basketballs! Time for a new experiment!" Jas produced a half dozen more syringes from her lab coat. It was time to do more science!

[bokenoboke]

Misa and Ryuk? Power duo 

[growth-opportunities]

My boss is an absolute bimbo. She's never actually done the job or managed anyone. She just giggles and shakes her tits or bends over a lot. She started as a temp and bounced her fattening tits to the top. And I do mean fattening. Every promotion they've gotten bigger. Not just her tits, but them especially. She is always looking for the next boss to shake her tits at in her tight "office" attire. Now the whole department is tanking in productivity after her recent promotion and holding together as well as the buttons on her blouse. And now she just walked in with the CEO who can't take his eyes off her newest "qualifications".

You kept bracing yourself for the day that you came into the office and everything would be painted neon pink. You kept wondering when they'd announce that the company would be rebranding to become the "Big Serious Business-Place, LLC" with a kiss mark as the new logo. You kept thinking about how all of your Christmas bonuses for the last six years had been paid to you in stock and every day you thought about calling your broker and telling them to dump the stock the minute it began to drop.

But as days turned to weeks turned to months, none of those things ever came to pass.

The moment the CEO handed over the keys to the castle, "Cassie", the ditzy bimbo who pouted and bounced and sucked and slept her way to the top, became Cassandra, stone cold business bitch. She still bounced, but with the air and confidence of a woman who knew exactly what she was doing, her heels clicking as she marched through the hallways. The sneers and derision that used to follow her around quickly dried up, her perfectly manicured iron fist rooting out anyone who disrespected her.

You wouldn't have known it with the way she giggled and let her coworkers fawn over her, but Cassandra had gone to business school and graduated top of her class. She had her sights set on the highest corner office she could find, but when she entered the business world and saw first-hand just how cruel and unfair it could be to women, she hatched her plan. She dyed her hair blonde. She spent hours watching makeup tutorials on the internet, replacing her wardrobe one piece at a time to make sure she could hold the attention of her more weak-willed colleagues. With every promotion, she funneled a bit of her new paycheck towards her curves, making them bigger and rounder and more obvious. Key milestones were rewarded by getting bigger lips and a butt lift to make sure that no man could resist her. Sure, she had to suck a few dicks along the way, but that was a lot better than grinding out 70-hour work weeks for years on end. Cassandra did feel the tiniest hint of remorse over firing everyone in the organization that had given her a promotion, but the hard reality is that anyone who makes business decisions based on their dick has no place in Cassandra's new company.

And things worked out alright for you, too. As she sucked and grew her way to the top, she got a taste for every level of the company. She actually had more thorough knowledge of the day-to-day than anyone who has ever sat in the board room. By the end of her first year as CEO, shares were up more than 30% and several of the complaints you muttered quietly about had been addressed. You got promoted, too, when Cassandra's position was vacated, and the results were hard to argue with.

She kept the curves. People learned quickly that they had to take her seriously after all, and if they used her overinflated, borderline spherical tits as an excuse to not do so, well, her pink lipstick matched the color of the slips they found in their inbox a week later. Besides, Cassandra had come to enjoy them. Watching the grow made her impatient for the next fill up, honed by her hunger for success. And the company was doing so well... She began to wonder just how many CCs her end-of-year bonus could get her.

[jasgirl-creations]

I love you so much, Jas. You were always a smart, sweet and kind girl yet you felt bad for lacking curves. That changed when you appeared in my front door after a month sporting massive implants in your chest and ass.

While doing lovey-dovey, you explained me how you used your smarts to fund a company and become wealthy enough to invest in your body.

Now, you've become a perfect GF that looks and acts like a bimbo in public but is a perfect bussinesswoman and helps me with uni while in private. You are my ultimate girl <3

Jas adjusted her glasses as she scrolled through the week's business reports. "Hmmm... profits are up. Profits are up quite a bit!"

Your girlfriend looked over to you where you sat on your bed, quietly studying. Jas insisted that you study at least 3 hours every night in order to maintain excellent grades.

She was excited. "Did you hear me? Profits are up! You know what that means, right?!!"

You looked at her as she struggled to her feet. Her oversized breast implants made standing a real effort. She was still dressed in her professional office clothes, even though she had decided to work from home today so she could be close to you. The tightly buttoned custom tailored blazer was stretched to nearly bursting across her massive breasts.

You raised your eyebrows and shook your head. You weren't sure what your girlfriend was talking about.

Jas only looked mildly exasperated with you. But she was patient. You were smart but she was much smarter, so she sometimes had to explain things to you.

"Profits are up, so that means we can reinvest in upgraded assets! That means... bigger breast implants! I think doubling my current portfolio is a good investment, don't you?"

You looked at Jas' enormous basketball sized breasts. They seemed ready to burst from her outfit, and she had to hold onto the edge of your bed to stand. Was she really saying she wanted to double her size??!!!

[jasgirl-creations]

Ok on the bimbofication vs smartification

Here's an idea I just had, you know that meme where a girls thought Bubble is slowly consumed by TV Static as the girl becomes a brainless bimbo.

Well what about that for smartification, only when you zoom into the static its made of hyper complicated equations and formulas.

Idk, just a funny idea.

Ohhhhh, I like that. A dumb bimbo's brain is full of static. But as she gets smarter that static resolves into the most complex algorithms, formula and equations imaginable. Smart bimbos are operating on a level so far above the rest of us that we can't even recognize it! A galaxy brained bimbo sees every possibility and always figures out how to get exactly what she wants! And that includes enormous fake titties, of course!