#smartwatson

[gotchhajohnlock]

John : Sherlock I brought some milk from market

Sherlock : so what???

John :

You little shit

[twowivestwoknives]

Bex

Shiny black stones, rusty knives, tap shoes hitting concrete, snapping twigs, charcol

[narcissisyphus]

I've been away from home so long I don't remember which toothbrush is mine.

[melmoths]

smartwatson replied to your post “i wonder if i’ll ever trust anyone enough to actually talk to them...”

I should be so lucky to friend level up for the honour of hearing this tale

rebeka why are you an actual cinnamon roll???

[melmoths]

smartwatson replied to your post “ON THE LEFT: picture of ancient graeco-roman statue ON THE RIGHT:...”

retaliate with pictures of coloured people of all sizes doing it

this is a trend i could love

[melmoths]

smartwatson replied to your post “smartwatson replied to your post “i’m genuinely just fed up with...”

I will get so many bb tortoises

don’t waste bb tortoises on me tho

[melmoths]

smartwatson replied to your post “i’m genuinely just fed up with everything i don’t even feel sad...”

did the bb tortoise help?

i feel beyond the reach of a bb tortoise tbh

[gamerfreakathon]

smartwatson said: im sorrry if it meee, im just laughign at how everything is xbox exclusive but then i have an xbox one so im being a dong anyway

No I don’t think it was you it was people complaining about it and I’m just it happens every year but literally no one complains about Playstation having so many exclusives and like they have way more and I think I’m gonna avoid TUmblr for a while it’s really making me anxious.