#smash words

[ghostly-jester]

A little before and after of my little man Marvin. My wife and I rescued him when my old boss at the pet store found him in our trash can

[fluffypinkjellyfish]

My first book, Four Jade Seals is on Sale at Smash Words! If you like Fantasy and Ancient China mashed up together, you may want to give it a read. Join Taohua as she gets caught up with a mysterious mystical seal when all she really wants to do is write poetry.

[ghostly-jester]

Tormenting my wife by saying simple mundane things are like homestuck (which she has not read)

[ghostly-jester]

Every now and then I remember that my old manager at my job told me to try HRT to cure my depression (but to do it in a cis way, he took testosterone because he was scared of having estrogen in his body and crying)

Then the same dude has a stroke and sent an email to his favorite employees (not me, but I got someone to let me read it) and in this email he recommended dying to anyone who could ‘handle it’ and rebranded himself as NAME 2.0

I hope he’s doing okay but also that he’s stopped being racist and weird to his employees (he got fired after recommending death amongst other things in that email)

[ghostly-jester]

I can’t believe that this thing exists but we don’t have a Miku collab in Fortnite

[ghostly-jester]

Get ketchupped idiot

[ghostly-jester]

Nobody look at me right now my wife recently started using her tumblr account and she couldn’t find my blog and apparently I BLOCKED HER BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOT

[ghostly-jester]

That everybody knows shits fucked clip that’s been here forever is a full song on Spotify and I didn’t know until the year of our lord 2023