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Rating all the Beethoven actors based on how accurate i think they are and how many rounds a night; just to have it there

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SO i had watched my local am*deus play. it was honestly entertaining TO ME (although my friends hated it and got bored) (i still payed their tickets to join me)

the only thing that i mentioned before , which, again, might be an unpopular opinion: they had an excellent cast EXCEPT mozart. it is true, m*zart is sure a distinctive creature . but a simple blonde with blue eyes is so imp to me. any movie or representation should be made , imo, by someone even remotely similar looking.

now, beethoven compared to m*zart and his nose and blah blah, should be easier to find. he has a very cute grumpy german unc look to him Ohlowrd yes Yk hes just so easy to be done. again, i think all beethoven movies are shittt (those that i had watched at leasr) . so i will take aside the acting. will rate specifically the image on how they look.

NOW here it starts

i will compare all these with his face masks and my "objective" (as i can) opinions. excuse my english and lets go

1. Harry Baur in "Un grand amour de Beethoven"

we have a very solid start. i see a big forehead and his hair seems to be wild and with good texture. his head isnt that squarish as i imagined but i like when he is old i love oldd him 😝😝im into gilfs. i always imagine bushier eyebrows. the nose doesnt fit, and neither lips. still , stocky built and he gives the cool aura. rate 6/10. 2 rounds cus he really seems old to handle..

2. Ewald Balser in "Eroica"

alrigghtt we see more definition of bushy in the eyebrows. the hair looks more putt togheter, which is fine and is hot but i think its most important for beethoven to have the craziest thickest hair. its thick, but just too perf. his face is longer , but i see that chin!!! 7/10 bcs of the hair obvs. 4 rounds? this actor aint too ancient i think we couldd drag it a bit longer

3. Karlheinz Böhm in "The Magnificent Rebel"

hair doesnt have that distincitive texture. its just slightly frizzy.. not enough. he looks also too soft. his side profile is good, and so it the nose lowkey. the eyes are very deep in, which i suppose its accurate, but i always imagine them darkerr. like we need them black to me. 5.8/10 alr. maybe 3 rounds. not my type. but we try all holes just To be sure.

4. Neil Munro in "Beethoven Lives Upstairs"

phewww this a good one . i LOVE his hair texture. it seems very very frizzy. although its not overly thick. :( also, considering this short movie follows the premiere of the ninth, he would have def grayer hair. thinking about that silver hair Hes just a jewlwlery in my head. i love the dark eyes and I think these lips are accurate and his small nose aww cootie patootie a very solid beethoven here id say!! 9/10 id say! 7 rounds are most i can do. so 7 it is. full on. no jokes around here.

6. Wolfgang Reichman in "Beethoven's Nephew"!

unironically this one seems to be accurate as much as i think this movie is.. hmm.. i have my thoughts abt this movie NGL😭😭😭 again, i see they tried to give him that crazy hair but its still not what i envision. and it wasnt thick at all in the movie.. lips, face shape and eyebrows? i like them thick like that. he was a bit pathetic in this movie i wouldnt be able to smash. rate 8/10 . 0 rounds.. 1? noo ..0

7. Gary Oldman in "Immortal Beloved"

he had multiple looks through this movie That is true but lit none of them held a candle to what i expected of a portrayal. idc if it sounds picky but he has blue eyes??! like what!!! the hair is not thick neither crazy mess. its just.. there. like 😤😤?? he has a very long face and neither his nose nor chin are even at least similar to ludwigs. forehead is there i suppose But that aint never enough and im supposed to think he bagged baddies??? yeah eight.. 3/10. no round , cus id see sirius and id feel lowk bad.

8. Ian Hart in "Eroica"

LOVE the hair approach here? this is prob the only proper curls beethoven, no? i can see both the frizz and curls and how it goes in all ways. thick and messy! chaackinnn 😜😜 Wrong eyecolour but the eyebrow i am jelly its a good shape for me but it aint luddy. his face is tehnically squarish, althouth longer. nose is not there. 8.5/10. 6 rounds bcs he also sounds very very very hot in this version.

9-Ed Harris in "Copying Beethoven"

nahh i dont see it here either. i do like that the hair is properly thick and its grayyy look at itt such a jewleeyruwy to my eyeee. the eyebrows are bushy, his eyes are set in BUT hes so wide like his face is too much inside . i think its his nose? likee beethoven srill has just a softer look.. if it makes sense? hes rough BUt not this rough??? also dont like the middle part and it seeemed it stayed like that in the whole movie. 6/10 . personal opinion 0 rounds again just bcs he was put next to that Anna girl ?? like why for ? im jealous and u dont stern love in me anymore

10-Tobias Moretti in "Louis van Beethoven"

the teen one is cute ngl I ThINK he MIGHT be in point. its frizzy AND curly. baby beethoven is cutsie :((

anyway so now again, yall know, blue eyes for beethoven is a NO. instantly. interestin hair?? so granny.. so queen elizabeth. i see it, but as i mentioned it to Balsar; its just... perf done . like ikkk ludwig did not even brushed it . so sadd His hair prob was so hard to tame. long face, very proeminent nose. he had a very stocky build. he spoke good hot german so id say pluss? if i just squint my eyes, it could work. 7.3/10 . 5 rounds this time tho He would be good

anyway here it ends. excuse english mistakes and see youuu🩷🩷🩷

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wait, can you do a post about all the cute anecdotes you've seen of Beethoven? I keep forgetting he's a cutie pootie 😭

-josephine anon

YAAHG omg i should do thiss???? youre so RIGHt he is the mosttt cutest person to me.. its so interesting how beethoven could have had such wild hair, piercing eyes , horrible childhood, explosive outburts, yet sometimes did stuff so.. wholesome. bcs idc ik deep down he is sownright a good person who should had been treated better.

also this isnt a rank! haha . all beethoven anecdotes are cute to me.

ONE: GIGONS the dawg

one of my fav ones. therese had rejected this man, yet he had seemed to find a good friend in the dog. it seemed the doggy was playful it problably made him so happy to walk with him in nature and share a dinner. ITS so funny how he speaks like its a good ol' friend he gloats about. ughh he def talked and petted the dawg im such a huge dog lover this might had been the first that came to me :((

TWO: LISZT and the FOREHEAD KISS

(sidenote: even spotify added this to the Liszt description ☹️)

the recalling of this event varies from one scholar to another. we also have snippets from the conversation books abt liszt visiting (although could had been fixed by schindler who didnt like neither liszt and czerny). either way, it happened. its one of my favs bcs i consider liszt to be one of my another favs and he rightfully preserves Beethoven's importance. he payed for his statue, he kept his bust in his room , and he transcribed his symphonies to piano(?) (idk im no musician but something along those lines). either way, czerny as a former student of beethoven bringing a shy liszt to beethoven. mind you, beethoven was deaf by that point and probably disnt even hear properly. but he prob complimented liszt and kissed his forehead bcs thats jusr a babyyy they will NEVRR take this anecdote from my hands

THREE: Baby Beethoven looking for his dad on the street

this one is as cute as it is tragic. a baby beethoven searching for the one who mistreated him so bad, just for the sake of his mama and his little brothers being financially supported. such a burden on the shoulders of a kid :( still, he went after him. also to think stephan saw that and told gerhard oh holding the roots of my head rn I bet ludwig didnt even think what others thought and just done everything for his family ..His lil soul☹️😞😞

FOUR: Chocolates with Haydn!!!

We know he spent Boxing day with Haydn in 1790. i think a young ludwiggg dreamt very big at that time from then on. to think he spent his lil money just for this lil gesture.. and for a papa too like dayum what if someone wasss actuallyyy a gooddd father figure HMMMM although we know haydn was pretty busy LOL in the end Beethoven still ended up kissing his hands and praising him on knees durin the mans last days. he was humble ! he was HUMBLE! too many say ludwig was overly arrogant which false. love his humility when it comes to mozart, handel or haydn😤

FIVE: this lil stuff with his family

idk these also remain in my head. u can tell he places them on a pedastal Its so interesting Family was so CORE to him. insane how his brother was shit too🤣🤣 allat for what. anyway ludwig does seem to choose little kisses for signs of affections sometimes and if so, liszt and his brother lucky AF grr

SIX: bringing violets

this one is certainly new added but oh cheisr this isnone of those things that are so simple yet feel so genuine he IS dreamy in all senses of the word. him! picking! flowers!!

SEVEN: the hand holding..

he is so salty and upset his nephew disnt wanna hold hands with him. does that mean he wanted to hold hands at all times and feel like a dad? thata right. i imagine he probably thinks its CRUCIAL! its the sign of family and LOVE! and his cute lil sensitive self is hurt by just a tinnyyy denial of hand holdin. U cute FOOL come here ill hold ur hand😞

THESE r from the top of my head which i could had provide immediate photos. theres always a new beethoven anecdote to read tho so will keep digging and digging. these are my personal favs anyone else can add id like to even reread sum and what OTHERZ think idk i love commentary