#smexysatiremonkey

[kidnapthemuse]

Watching Pacific Rim and Idris Elba steps off the helicopter

Kidnap-the-muse: beautiful black man spotted. You know he was in Thor? He played Heimdall.

Smexysatiremonkey: *GASP* he is so sexy. I love Heimdall. I would fuck him.

Kidnap-the-muse: climb him like a tree.

Smexysatiremonkey: climb him like a tree; you mean climb him like Yggdrasil!

[imagineequius-blog]

Imagine Equius being recruited by a modeling agency. He goes to the meeting out of curiosity and is instantly hired. He is the most beautiful and sexy and famous model in the universe. STRONG POSE.

[imaginekarkat]

Imagine Karkat hugging you when you are sad. He is a comforting, soft presence

[imagine-eridan]

"Weekly" promo time!

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smexysatiremonkey

eridanamporpoise

the-daily-trolls

[imagine-eridan]

Imagine Eridan not being phased by whatever hate he may get. He does not care what others think. All he needs to know is that he is powerful and intelligent and ruthless and that is all that really matters.

[imagine-eridan]

Imagine Eridan taking over the Condesce's rule and being the Emperor of all Alternia. He is generally ruthless, but knows when to be merciful (if it suits him, obviously). The best combination.

[skeppsbrott-archive]

ASK THING!! :D Witch.

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

For super egotastical purposes: the gender binary.

Or maybe just peoples tendencies to see violence as some sort of answer. Word over action, the pen is mightier than the sword, etc.

It is hard friend.

[imaginekarkat]

Imagine Karkat having cute chubby cheeks. When he pouts there is nothing but cute chubby-ness!