𖦹—It's getting cold where I live and I hate it. Also I'm just now getting into SMG4 arcs with base knowledge in some characters, so this is just practice writing＼(°o°)／
A weapons trade between you, Mr. Wpnz, and some other gang, whose name you didn't care to remember, was to go down tonight.
It wouldn't have been a problem if it weren't for you staying up the previous night counting artillery. You could have at least gotten a grace period, but the client had requested more weapons for the meet up, leaving you and Wpnz to work your ass off to meet the objective. You kept your appearance, holding on by a cut of duct tape as you tested and counted up the stock. On the inside, you felt like tucking into your bed and never waking up.
So that leads you to now, entering the warehouse with armory in tow as you walked under the single, conspicuous, lightbulb in the middle of the giant space.
It started off well enough. The two of you arriving to the scene on the dot and were greeted with sugar-coated words that were a hundred percent backhanded. Not the best thing to say to a pair like you, but it could be spared for the hefty cash they'd pay later.
Then, of course, things went south; When the gang leader wanted the guns before handing over the money, alarm bells rang in your head. Mr. Wpnz, of course, didn't comply and requested half of the money first. The guy practically went nuts and yelled at the two of you before snapping his fingers. The lights in the warehouse flickered on and revealed the backup he brought.
It was a sabotage—of course it was—and the guy was laughing manically like he had pulled the rug from under your feet. You barely paid any attention to what he said. Something about his plans with the guns. Something about how you and Mr. Wpnz were played like two, stupid fiddles.
You were annoyed. Wpnz was annoyed. And he made sure the guy knew before he started making it rain bullets. You then threw yourself into the mix, shooting at the other members and tossing them around like rag dolls whenever they got too close to you. You got distracted a few times and almost got jumped from behind before your partner (in crime) shot the perpetrator in the forehead and yelled at you to get your mind straight.
You don't know how long the fight went on—probably too long—but you shot down the last guy and whipped your head around the warehouse in case you missed anybody else. To your content, there was no one left.
You jaw unhinges as you let out a yawn. Tears prick the corner of your eyes before you wipe them away with your sleeve. "Glad that's over with..." You slur.
"You're tellin' me. Feel a little ashamed, I thought there'd be more. Would've been one hell of a party." Mr. Wpnz grins toothily.
"'Course you'd be the one disappointed with no more toys to break." You press your forehead against the grip of your gun. "Holy shit, I'm exhausted."
"Tch. You didn't sleep well or what?"
"I couldn't sleep because of these dumbasses placing that order." You gesture to the body of the gang's leader, "And I didn't want you doing all the work, so... I just decided to stay up."
"...Huh." Mr. Wpnz hums out loud as he stood in place. He brings a fist to his mouth and clears his throat. "Sorry that you had to do all that." He awkwardly apologized as his eyes shifted to the floor.
"It's whatever at this point." You walk over to his left side and lean your body against his. The heat emitting from his arm—thanks to the heavy use of his guns—began to transfer to your own. A sigh of relief exits your mouth as your body began to melt into him, shutting your eyes as you do.
"What the hell are you doing?" He angles his head to get a look at your face.
"You're so warm," You murmur as you lay your cheek against his jacket, "God, this feels nice..."
"You're never this touchy."
"You're never this accepting of it."
He glances away. "Fair."
Your arms wrap around his own. "Just be still for a moment, Wpnz, I really need this..."
"Not even—Gonna sit down or are we really doing this standing up?" He's met with a quiet response he can't even comprehend, "Standing it is then."
So there you two stood, bodies and debris littering the warehouse floor while you hugged Wpnz for all his warmth. He wouldn't be surprised if you fell asleep by now in all honestly. He's left in the quiet area, held captive by his partner (in crime), and with his own thoughts.
Despite the pinch of irritation of the situation—and the odd miracle that you're able to sleep standing up—he chooses to stay and guard you during your little nap time. He hopes no other forces try to come and disturb the peace—one that he hasn't experienced in a long time. He sighs and looks down at your face. He nearly loses it when he sees the small line of drool on the corner of your lip.
"You get ten minutes." He mumbles as he looks away and pockets his free hand. Your arms tighten around him in response.
𖦹—Guns get hot because hot bullets are better than cold bullets
Hii! If you don't mind can I please request some SMG4 crew x Villain!reader? I think it would be cool if the reader have some power of manipulation like an evil celebrity online loll. Also I hope your doing fine and please take your time 🙏
⋆˚࿔⋆Smg4 crew x Villain reader 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Anon, I don't know who you are but this idea is amazing, I just hope everything is on point, but if you want me to write an entire fanfic, I will be more than happy to fulfill your ask! btw when you said "manipulation like an evil celebrity online" I immediately remembered velvette soo let's get it started. Btw sorry for the long wait D:
"In the beginning everything goes smoothly, until it goes off road, your pride gets over your head, and all you care is numbers and popularity, not mattering what you have to do or sacrifice, a wolf in sheep's clothing perhaps... in front of the camera's you look like someone sent straight from heaven, but the moment they turn off... Things don't go exactly well..."
Since you were young, you had unlimited access to the internet, you could spend all day on the phone and your parents wouldn't care, nowadays you thank them for it, you wouldn't became a star in the future if it weren't for them!
As the time went on, you would learn more about how the internet works, studying, analyzing, and shutting off anyone who tried to be your friend, you had a goal in mind, and you wouldn't let a pathetic friendship trap you in the bottomless of failure, at least, that's what you believed, that's what you read online, you would became famous no matter what it cost to you, but was this really worth, losing everything for...
(Reader): numbers, don't you understand what that means? More numbers more popularity and money.
You slide your fingers carefully through the screen showing your parents how successful you were becoming
Mom: look, honey I am very proud of you, but me and your dad...
She fiddles her finger nervously
Mom: we are worried...
Dad: worried? We are more than worried, not only you lock yourself in your room all day, but you are not even helping to clean the house, you even stopped going out with your friends!
You slam your fist on the table.
(reader): I don't have any friends. I don't need any friends, I don't even need you two, you should be grateful I even considered helping you guys out.
Grabbing your phone, you make your way towards your room, finally locking yourself again and searching for an apartment, away from those who only want to see you fail...
That was the last time you saw your parents...
So... Yeah, you can already see that reader is a messed up person here, although I quite see them different from Mr puzzle, perhaps they want to be famous because they didn't get the attention they deserved as a kid, or they don't want to be forgotten by the world, they want to be seen, as for that, I will leave the interpretation for you guys.
Now onto the headcannons!
How you met the smg4 crew?
• After some time in YouTube you get obviously very famous, so it's only a matter of where and when that you end up discovering about smg4 existence, but I think if your content is related to memes. Your Rivalry with him is going to ignite, quite remembering me of smg3, but in this case you don't want to steal his channel, you only want for him to give up, and probably and steal his fans. But even if your content is not related to memes, you are still going to come across his channel, or more specifically, Mario.
• i just imagine that one day you are doing a vlog, probably in a random restaurant, then out of nowhere the chaos starts because apparently "Mario is searching for batteries" something about the tv remote not working, why is he searching in a restaurant? no idea, but it ends up in pure terror and your hair catching on fire, which one thing leads to another and you end up being humiliated on the internet, becoming a meme for one week, which is not that much, but for you, it is.
• after falling in the rabbit hole that is the smg4 crew, you probably start making things to annoy their everyday, what you may ask? Stealing their hangout spots to make videos, making it unbearable to stay there, grabbing the last milk from the supermarket shelf, you know? Those cheesy supervillains actions, afterall, they are not relevant, you are only doing this to take revenge on that... What his name? You don't even remember it anymore-
Well you have to focus on your channel, your numbers are going up, this time you will let this slide...
• AGAIN, THEY DID IT AGAIN, and this time it was not that dumb Italian, it was his friend, or brother, both look familiar, they use the same clothes but different colors? They are soooo behind fashion. This time you won't let this slide, he made you lost followers, if they just stopped for one moment going in those wacky adventures, this wouldn't have happened, this time, the meme continued for 2 months, TWO MONTHS... And of course, to make everything better some loser sent you a letter offering help, but you are not stupid enough to trust someone who copies other people's works, you may be a jerk, but you try to make original content.
• you make their life a living hell, not only you change your content to reviews but you review smg4 content and slander them, you make them fight between themselves, manipulating eachother while Promising that you are only trying to help them, showing the truth, making honest reviews! You made melony cry? She just can't handle it! You almost made saiko give up in her dreams? She is just weak to continue anyways! They should have knew not to mess with you in first place, but of course you should have seen through her, through them, they are not as superficial as you think, after some careful investigation Meggy discovered your true face, now in your knees you see everything you worked on over the years fall in seconds, and yet they are happy for your loss? (No, it's not that, they are just relieved that they haven't lost their friends.) You knew it, from the START, everyone just wants to see you fail, but it doesn't matter, you are just going to start again, it doesn't matter how much time it takes...
But I don't quite like that end, something different comes to my mind...
While trying to make their life a hell, you bribed people, ruined others lives, things that would get you on prison, but would that change you? No, it would make you way worse probably, but she saw something the others didn't.
How dare... After all they done, she dares to offer her hand to you? Like nothing happened? You didn't need anyone, it's not her that's going to change your life, they will just use you like the rest, they... THEY-
-Melony, although I trust you... Why them? They made our lives a living hell, after all we have been through, what you went through...
You try not to look in her eyes, it's humiliating, you have dirt all over your clothes, your hair is all messy, you didn't knew you were this bad at fighting, but you would prefer being defeated for all eternity than to accept her forgiveness.
- I'm not forgiving them, I'm giving them a chance, I believe that deep down they can be a better person, they got a spark in their eyes I only seen in smg4 eyes.
-And if we don't "forgive" them, they might just come back after getting out of prison
(smg4)- But we can't just forgive them that easily and just let them go, they are different from waluigi or any another villain we encountered
You try to sneak away only to saiko to grab you like a lost kitten
- Knowing them, they would escape the prison the first chance they got.
Saiko inspects you carefully before putting you back in the ground.
(Tari)- you know, we could always... Just take them to therapy?
- like that would work...
(smg4)- smg3 is right, if we took them to therapy and it works, we would have to take him there too.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
you only stand there confused, you were better off alone, you shouldn't have messed with them, now you are slowly contemplating all your choices, and how you ended up here...
Congratulations! You got the therapy ending?
Now you are on your redemption journey! Forced to stop your channel and attend therapy. While of course, you are tasked to interact, make friends... But that's a difficult part, as your therapist says "your beliefs are so deeply rotted, that now it is almost impossible to change them, the more you watered it and let it grow, the worse it got" but worry not! Melony is helping you with the whole friendship stuff, it's not like you had a choice, it was therapy or straight up to prison, and of course as your punishment you have to spend time with the smg4 crew, to make up for the whole mess you made, in the beginning everything is very awkward but things have seen to get better, slowly? Sure, but you are getting more comfortable around them, you even visited your parents house! Things have seen to be getting better, I just hope that some tv head doesn't mess with your redemption arc because you didn't accept his help... Perhaps you two have more in common than you expect.
♡× this man loves absolutely everything, I mean like EVERYTHING about you, your smile, hights, etc. He likes how short you are compared to Him. He could even lift you up when ever he wanted to
♡× he always comforts you when your were feeling down or sad. This dude has longs arms so whenever he hugs you, you just couldn't escape him
♡× you found and fixed him after he got smashed and thrown away from SMG4 with a Luigi meat hammer
♡× he calls you "my star", "my dear" and "honey". He literally LOVES to call you that.
♡× bro will protect you from anything, no mater what💪
♡× he would burst through the door if he founds out you were sick, idk how he will find out, magic🤟. He is all over you and will do anything to help his star
♡× he was very grateful that you could fix him somehow without even getting hurt since when he was broken he vould hit you with a electric shock
