#smilingjxdge

[pollenprince]

* hey bud, how's it growing?

“Oh look, it’s Mr. Punster himself. Wowie. What a rare sight to behold. Horaaaaaay.”

The flower is not amused in the slightest, and the amount of sarcasm in his voice is probably enough for a dozen comedians leaning towards black humor. However, as long as you don’t try to kill him, he won’t mind you much.

“Did you come only to torture me with some low-quality dad jokes, or do you have some real goal in mind?”

[nghaaaaaah]

* man, fish puns are always kraken me up!

“SANS!” The fish monster glares at the alternate of Switch, tapping her foot against the ground. “Was that necessary?” She raises an eyebrow.

[voiddxd]

* how'd the skeleton know it was gonna rain? he could feel it in his bones!

“I feel a lot more things in my bones than the rain, mate.”

[freakxhow]

* what do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated!

The tank is just full of groans, at least three people gotta chuckle out of that.