#smoothmoveexlax

[keri-danger]

Just locked myself out of the backroom where my keys and purse are. #awesome #genius #niceone #awesomesauce #doofus #smoothmoveexlax

[insigniacmark]

The worst thing

Is when both of your legs fall asleep and it suddenly becomes important to walk around. I just fell face first onto the non-carpeted portion of my floor.