#smug married

[bowlsbowlsalltypeabowls]

Honeymoon in France is amazing. I've had so many wines. The Beaune charity wine auction/festival was bustling but we met almost no Americans. Which totally made me feel like a smug asshole who goes places before they're written about in major travel publications. I'm very cool! Incredible fun and I genuinely feel like I learned a lot about wine.

(Watch, this was in Conde Nast six months ago. DON'T link me if that is the case, let me have this)

The CHEESE. We had several that cannot be exported to the US and that might have been worth the trip alone.

[gremlinloquacious]

I've just referred to some of my colleagues as 'smug married's". May actually be bridget jones.

13/2/13 9:30. Watching One Born Every Minute. How are some of these women pregnant yet I have not had a penis in my life for over a year? Unacceptable, universe. Unacceptable.

13/2/13 9:31. I'm being too harsh and bitter as I am spinster with tortosie. 13/2/13 9:32. If this were 1855 I would be classed as a Spinster. I would also be classed as insane but who wasnt back then? amirite.

13/2/13 9:34. Thought about The Hobbit.

[generalgemini-booknerd]

Confession

I long for the day that I can use the words "smug-married" as in, "I can't believe Kristi just smug-married me like that!" and someone instantly knows exactly what I mean without my having to explain the concept and where I got it from. That person? (who will probably be another chick) will be my non-sexual lifelong soulmate..