#smurfz asks

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

what kind of gender is it when your nervous system is she/her but you’re 1/3 femme 2/3 masc

I swear I replied to this, but it’s not on my profile, so here we go!

That’s a good question (I thought you were asking what gender MY nervous system is ).

I always just chalk it up to genderqueer, but if we’re being specific, I think he’s bigender.

I generally use he/she pronouns for Fantomex.

However, I do like to think he’s a system, so the answer could also depend on which brain you ask!

mandatory panel (but I edited it)

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

bishop :)

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

18. What’s a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

1. I loooove Bishop for no particular reason. My intro to the franchise was the ‘92 show, but I never cared about any characters until they introduced Bishop.

I fell in love with him even more when I got into the comics!!

2. Hmm… there isn’t much trivia about the guy, but I’ve noticed facts. My favorite thing about him is that he can pronounce looooong words effortlessly, since I can also do that!

3. Bishop has one canonical relationship, which is his short lived toxic fling with Deathbird. I don’t particularly admire it since she literally drugged him, but I like to see it because they’re two of my favorites.

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

hey there, delilah, what’s it like in new york city?

i’m a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty. yes you do!

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𓈒　 　　heya! the name’s Smurfz. or any other name. I love names. mutuals can call me anything they want.

𓈒　 　　like my bio says, I’m a writer and reader, and my favorite thing to do is overanalyze…

𓈒　 　　my discord is @smurfzz, feel free to add me!!

𓈒　 　　I’m girlflux and use both she/her and thon/thons pronouns interchangeably.

𓈒　 　　I try to write fanfiction but I get prrrretty lazy.

𓈒　 　　I’m religious, sunni muslim to be exact!

𓈒　 　　I don’t live in the USA anymore but I was born in new jersey and like to mention it constantly.

𓈒　 　　talk to me about marvel, dc, overwatch, oh and about the smurfs franchise. you can also just ask me if I’m in other fandoms.

𓈒　 　　speaking of, my inbox is open and I love to get questions, feel free!

𓈒　 　　always open to suggestions for playlists—since I make them for comic characters. they won’t be too good since my taste isn’t as wide as I wish it could be, but I just need ideas from the public…

𓈒　 　　keep it sfw here, I can take mild mentions or jokes, but I’d rather nsfw content not be put onto my blog.

𓈒　 　　please ask about my blorbos.

𓈒　 　　I don’t really have any boundaries. dni if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic, or wanting to tell me I can’t be religious and genderqueer.

𓈒　 　　this is going to periodically get longer, but for now that’s all I have to say!

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

how is the betsy and longshot reading going

very very fun… I’m gonna keep reading tonight!! Betsy is so cute in the 80s. I’m probably going to finish Mutant Massacre then quickly pause to give Longshot’s solo-run a read 😋😋 otherwise they’re both so fun so far, I’m very excited!! Longshot is always very fun, his dialogue is my favorite part.

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

Longshot!

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

yesss Longshot

7. Cosplays.. I’m usually quite indifferent but any cosplay of Longshot has me smiling

9. Mmm hypothetically yes, I’d love to!!—realistically we’d have to be married to live together- (on account of my religious beliefs)

26. My memory is a lil slow when it comes to Longshot but my favorite moment to reference is his going to the movies with Havok. I just think it was super cute and I think they’d still be close friends to this day!!

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

Was looking at your pinned post

Oh my god another person that likes smurfs!!!

The live action movies from like 2015 were my shit back in the day

Love love love them

ooh!! yes, the first live action is from 2011.

I’m excited too!!! I usually just sit in my bubble with them—everyone I know just watches me like them, lol.

I loved the movies as a kid and I’ve just grown to love every iteration and know all the lore :).

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

do you think xiii watched fantomex and cluster getting it on or what

yes, I do. that collective crush on betsy was an excuse to not address that they all liked each other. no one could convince me otherwise.

[alchemist-smurfzzz]

Rachel is a lesbian and even if she wasn’t she wouldn’t fuck if he was the last man on earth

interesting take. Rachel has dated both men and women and that is all we have confirmed. there’s no confirmation that she only dates women, and she is often labeled as bisexual.

as for your opinion of the ship, that’s fine. we all interpret things differently. ^u^