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[loptyrs-moved]

Sex Pollen List

Spring is in the air, and this has been on my brain for the last several days since I wrote the Hanahaki ask. I’m a sucker for flowers, what can I say? 

So here are some headcanons of how I think some of the IkeVamp suitors would behave if affected by these ... special wild flowers. 

More under the cut. 

Leonardo Da Vinci

Red Salvia - Forever mine

Out of everyone in the house, Leo is perhaps the most well versed in sex pollen. He knows it exists, and has probably been affected by it once or twice. But if his partner isn’t used to it, and accidentally inhaled the sweet scent of the red salvia flowers, he knows what to do. His voice soothes his partner as he uses thick fingers to bring them some sort of relief. Sensual words feel like velvet. Leo knows every inch of their body -- he would do his best to at least make the experience for them enjoyable. But if he’s under the flowers’ spell too, there’s no holding back. Leo tries to be gentle, but he can’t help but be greedy with his beloved. But after everything, he would handle them with the utmost care. His love only deserves the best. 

Vincent Van Gogh

Sunflowers - Adoration, loyalty, longevity

Probably never experienced sex pollen before, and oh boy, was he overwhelmed... It was the sunflowers -- traitorous blessing they were when the pollen was carried on the breeze, infecting both Vincent and his partner that day. Their plans were probably art related, and they just wanted to enjoy the day. But Vincent feels so unbearably hot, and the touch of his partner is the only thing that cools him down. He apologizes for being so selfish with them, but he’s driven by an animalistic urge that he can’t control. He’s sure to cover them in kisses as he fills them completely. His moans are so pretty, they’re like a work of art in themselves. After it all, Vincent might feel a little bad for being a little too rough with his partner ... but the fucked out look on their face might alleviate that anxiety for him. 

Arthur Conan Doyle

Blue Delphinium - Joy, warmth, fun

He knows EXACTLY what sex pollen is, although, he’s never experienced it. To be fair, Arthur didn’t expect to come across it, but once he and his partner got caught in the crossfire of royal blue delphiniums, he was gone. Arthur was more than familiar with the heat of desire, but this fire burned differently. He felt like he would wither and fade away if he didn’t feel the sensation of his beloved skin against his. Ungloved hands couldn’t be needier. His head is swimming with thoughts of his love as he allows himself to sink deep into them. He’ll remember this moment forever with them -- Arthur will commit every declaration of love to memory. Perhaps he might look back on it while he writes for some... inspiration. 

Isaac Newton

Apple Blossom - Heady love, peace, sensuality 

The last thing poor Isaac expected was to be affected by a different kind of hayfever. He had heard Arthur tease him over it, remarking that maybe one day, the apple blossoms will make like Judas, and be his undoing. The damn cad jinxed him. Isaac is overwhelmed with a hunger that gnaws at him with a vengeance. It’s frightening, and he looks to his partner for relief. He can’t help but bury his fangs into the nape of their neck as they bring him relief and comfort. Their hands electrify him. Their lips ground him back to earth, and he feels so safe in their tender embrace. Once he feels comfortable enough to indulge himself completely, Isaac doesn’t hold back, and holds his partner close as they reach euphoria together. 

[lacependragon]

Do you have thoughts on any other kinks Qrow could discover now that he's sober?

Well, my thought is that Qrow spent his drunken years engaging in a lot of rough, one-night stands and drunken debauchery. So, the only things he knows he’d into are rougher.

The thing is? I don’t think there’s anything particularly kinky about what Qrow figures out he’s into, post sobriety. But kinks strike me as like. Rougher, more out there things.

I imagine he learns, with James, while sober, that he’s got a praise kink, that he’s into marking/biting (he never let one night stands leave visible marks on him. With James, it’s almost a dare. He wants people to know), that he loves to have his hair pulled, but like... I dunno man, I imagine a lot of the rest is just context changes. Being tied up is more fun if you know the other person will remember to untie you, after, you know?

It’s 2am. I might come back to this tomorrow.

[loptyrs-moved]

hello hello! welcome back and thank you for sharing your writing with us! ´ ヮ ` would your galaxy brain happen to have any spicy jealous Leonardo headcanons? 👀

I have a few! Not a ton since I still need to play his route, but I have a few thoughts of this spicy pureblood. He incites so much yearning for me...

Edit: I DIDNT READ THE JEALOUS PART IM SO SORRY

There's more under the cut. Enjoy 💕

I mentioned his breeding kink, and I'll get back to it, but cockwarming?? Sign him UP. Just the heat from being inside his partner fills him with a desire that sets the spark for everything. And when he's jealous?? Ooooooo he keeps it there for as long as he can withstand it.

Mirror sex. M i r r o r. S e x. He wants to see everything. Watching himself fill his partner is something he will commit to memory. Cue him whispering filthy words about how his love belongs to him and only him

Body worship. Do it to him and he's a gonner. Of course he will worship his partner like they're Heaven and all the angels, but if they spoil him, and tease him? Jealousy? Don't know her.

I saw someone in the tags suggested MC saying 'Breed me, Daddy', and you are RIGHT. He goes nuts over that shit. What makes men beasts? Is it primal instinct? Leo doesn't know because all he's focused on is carrying on the family line because his love asked him so nicely. It'll put the jealous thoughts at ease for him.

He'll pretend you're married. You had to fake being in love for so long, why not the roleplay of being the vampire's bride. Bride is gender neutral, I wanna be his bride ugh 😔💕

Needy... He might as you to please peg him. Or use him like he's your personal toy, he would love it, I promise. Hes jealous and he wants validation. As long as he's the superior lover in your heart, thats all that matters. He has switch potential I feel it

Oral sex is so much fun because he can be SUCH a tease. Those teeth can be used for good and evil on his partner's thighs, but his mouth is God. But if his love takes him down their throat, or tries to (he gets it and he appreciates every effort they make) Leo is g o n e . he's gonna own every single inch of his partner, and that includes their throat

[lacependragon]

Listen 50% of the Poly STR aesthetic, for me, (in smut, at least) is that Tai gets pegged like every time. Both of his wives peg him. At length. And often. The ship is great, to begin with, but that just pushes it into SS tier, you know?

[lacependragon]

All this Qrow kink talk, but what does James like?

Body Worship (giving/receiving)

Biting/Marking (giving)

Rimming (giving/receiving)

Semi-Public Sex (his office, an airship in the hangar, the back of a transport vessel, a high security clearance side hallway -- low risk, but just enough to get him going without panicking)

The more words he can make Qrow babble, the better

Restraints (giving, not receiving. Well, not at first)

Fisting (giving - this one I’ve held since 2016)

This one I’m a lot more well-versed in. For... reasons.

[charismatickinslayer]

34, 54, 65, 69, aaaand 70

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

"Nothing outside the ordinary, I should think. Kissing, touching, tasting, biting, scratching...oh my. I gave that too much thought." Blush.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

"I'm not fond of them on myself--why mar perfection, after all?--but if my partner wishes to adorn themselves, then who am I to stop them? Some markings can be quite attractive. As long as it's kept tasteful, of course." 

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

*Stares hard at submitting url. Continues to stare* 

"I...hope it might have. But who can say?"

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"No." 

70: Booty or Boobs?

"...what a vulgar question. Do you people honestly sit around thinking of which individual parts of a woman are most attractive? Isn't it the entirety of the package that makes her beautiful? That said, while I have grown to ah, appreciate them, breasts still seem a rather unnecessary component. Not to say they aren't attractive. Goodness, that could be taken ill. I don't dislike them, I just don't... Ah, forget it. Ahem...booty."

[charismatickinslayer]

❤ and ☂

❤ :Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Besides the er, obvious, the back of his neck, right below his hairline can melt him. All alone his spine, really, but there especially. Hips are pretty sensitive too. XD

☂ :How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

Not all that long, once actual intercourse starts. 10 minutes or so? But he likes a lot of foreplay, and that tends to draw things out. And dragons are kinda er, famously virile...so he recovers fast. 

[charismatickinslayer]

☜ :Does your muse like to top? ☞ :Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ :Your muse's favorite position?

☜ :Does your muse like to top?

Yes. 

☞ :Does your muse like to bottom?

Also yes XD He usually starts off on bottom, and flips it when he gets a little more er...into it. 

∀ :Your muse's favorite position?

Up against the wall. I think he likes to show off his strength.