#smuthaus

[kayzeejinx]

GIVE ME ALL YOUR AH/FH crossover ships

I need 

ryan/lawrence

joel/jon

gavin/sean

michael/adam/geoff

bruce/geoff

jack/lawrence

jeremy/adam

lindsey/elyse/barbara [THINK ABOUT IT]

give me a god damn orgy 

the list goes on and on 

[ellebellebab]

I read your Bruce OT7 NSFW headcanons and the one about him not being vocal is so great. Can you imagine, though, when he actually does make sound (after edging or subbing for Lar), how they react? Or how they reacted when it first happened? Oh man, so pleased I imagine. Lawrence especially.

Absolutely, I figure most of the guys would have tried to make him more vocal, Joel pulling out every trick he knows when he’s riding him, James giving him honestly the best blow job of his life and Sean pleading and shaking underneath him playing every little thing up. But all they’d gotten is a small groan when Bruce comes and he’d feel almost guilty because it wasn’t as if it doesn’t feel amazing, because it does, he’s just a very quiet person in bed, which surprises all of them to no end because he’s so fucking loud every other time.And so they all, not so secretly, try and make it their mission to get him to make as much noise as possible in bed. Usually they’d be super competitive about it, like the time Sean didn’t think he could take 2 dicks at once and the boys had all paired up and shown him that yes he really actually could, no one really won, except maybe Sean.

So when Lawrence calmly puts his hand up on the ‘make Bruce moan’ challenge the rest of the guys agree with the condition that they need to watch, ‘For Science’ James says. Bruce is none the wiser up until Lawrence has him on the bed, naked and cock hard and leaking between his legs, the rest of their boyfriends situated around the room, watching in awe as Lawrence turns Bruce onto his stomach and whispers filthy things in his ear, not even touching him yet but reducing him to a shaking, panting mess beneath him, tutting when Bruce tries to rut against the bed below him, ‘I didn’t say you could do that yet did I love?’ Lawrence whispers, pushing Bruce’s hips up so his cock hangs between his legs and he’s biting his lip so hard he thinks he’s going to break the skin.And the rest of the guys are a mess, Sean who’s sitting on Adam’s lap is already whimpering and Bruce can hear it, can hear the heavy breathing of the rest of the guys, the soft moan Joel makes when Matt slides his hand into the front of his pants and it’s all too much, Lawrence has had him on the edge for what feels like hours even though it’s only been close to half of one and he already feels like he could come at any second. He feels Lawrence lean against the expanse of his body, can feel the man’s cock, hard and rubbing against his ass cheeks and he groans outwardly a shudder rippling through him at the anticipation and the chuckle he hears against his neck ‘Do you want me to fuck you Bruce?’ Lawrence asks, sighing when all Bruce does is nod enthusiastically, ‘Well now that doesn’t seem quite right, how about you tell me how much you really want it?’ and Bruce struggles internally for a moment, the words bubbling in his throat ready to tumble out and he turns his head to the side, seeing James, stroking himself lazily and grinning at Bruce and he closes his eyes, finally letting the words fall past his lips ‘Please fuck me Larr, please’ and he should be embarrassed at how wrecked his pleads sound but it must have been the right thing to say because Lawrence starts opening him up, fingers already slicked and pushing into him with quick precision.And he’s already so far gone, the room full of different sounds, moans and otherwise, making his head swim and soon he realises he’s moaning too, pushing back against Lawrence’s fingers as his own fist into the sheets on the bed and he knows he should stop, should bite down on a pillow or something but he can’t help it, he’s so hard and so close already and the only thing he can concentrate on is the feeling of Lawrence finally pushing inside of him and the rest of the guys eyes on them watching and reacting and sounding absolutely pornographic. It doesn’t take long, Lawrence taking pity on him and thrusting into him hard and fast, a hand reaching around to jerk him off in time and Bruce can’t even stand it, feels like his orgasm has already started minutes before he actually comes, soaking the bed beneath them and calling out Lawrence’s name and the most colourful expletives he can think of. He’s aware of Lawrence fucking into him two, three more times before he feels the man finish with a low groan and a soft kiss to his back before falling onto the mattress next to him, both men panting and Bruce trying to remember what the fuck his name is or when he’d ever come that hard.When he finally opens his eyes he sees Lawrence, grinning at him wearily and leaning in to kiss him softly before turning his head to the rest of the guys, each of them looking debauched, staring at the bed slightly shell-shocked and he makes a face ‘What? Didn’t you enjoy the show?’James, of course, is the one who shakes his head first ‘You both made five grown men come in their pants I think the only thing we want to know is how the fuck we can do that to you and who can go first’ Bruce laughs tiredly before relaxing back against the pillows ‘Definitely Peake.’ he replies, smiling at the groans from everyone else and the wink Matt sends his way.

[ellebellebab]

i have become rubiv trash for the camboy!au, because all i want to see now is adam and joel fucking in front of a webcam now

honestly you know it would happen once they both realise and talk to each other about the fact that they watch each others shows and get off on them. luckily they’re both smart because it just makes sense for them to do a video together, they collaborate both their audiences which hopefully means more views for both of them and if they happen to be able to indulge in their fantasies of getting each other off then that just an outcome of circumstance right? 

[ellebellebab]

James FHOT7 NSFW head canons GO!

James can switch between serious and ridiculous in bed in a split second, one minute he’ll have one of the boys moaning and close to coming and the next he’ll have them laughing their ass off or groaning in disbelief at his dirty pick up lines and jokes

He’s pretty insecure about his nipples deep down and the guys know it, luckily they’re also very sensitive so the boys will often pay close attention to them, flicking them with their tongues and scraping their teeth over them until he’s writhing beneath them.

He really likes getting ridden by Joel and Sean in particular they know the exact right way to move and rotate their hips and he always comes extra hard when they’re on top of him.

James and Lawrence have the roughest sex together because Lawrence brings out James’ dominant side and there’s usually a huge power struggle between them that makes the other boys literally fist pump when they catch the two of them making out because it’s just so good to fucking watch.

James is a crazy switch but Matt is the only one that he will absolutely sub to no question. There’s just something about his quiet, commanding voice and the way he holds James’ wrists that makes him the most pliant sub ever and happily so.

James’ favourite thing to do in the whole world is rile Sean up at work. He’s all fleeting glances and soft touches and whispers in the ear until Sean is red faced, sitting in his chair staring at the wall with a desperate expression as James caresses him. Eventually Sean will whisper a tiny “please” and James will take that as his cue to take Sean’s hand and drag him to the bathroom, with a quick wink to Adam who looks like he might kill the other man for teasing his baby Sean.

He really likes taking butt plugs, leaving them in for a few hours on the weekend until he’s so ready to be fucked he literally has to beg one of the guys to take him into the bedroom. Bruce and him will often use toys when they fuck taking advantage of how sensitive and willing James is and how much of a tease Bruce is. 

insidegaymen helped with these. she is nsfw headcannon filth tbh.

[ellebellebab]

Camwhore Sean. Please. PLEASE

Oh my gosh imagine. He’s been doing it for a few months like Adam and Joel and Bruce to pay for college and other living expenses. He doesn’t have any other job but because he prefers staying in his dorm camming is like the perfect way to make money and he’s so timid and shy and draws in a particular kind of audience. He starts watching other people’s streams after he sees some of his viewers talking about someone called thedeadpixel and so he checks out Adam’s stream and then Joel’s and eventually finds Bruce’s too who frequently is joined by James and suddenly he finds himself checking in on them all the time and watching intently every time they stream/upload a video.He starts thinking about them when he’s filming too, noticing the way the commenters say ‘Looks like he’s thinking about someone special when he cums, wish it was me.’ and feeling his cheeks burn because he was thinking about someone, about four someones in particular.

[ellebellebab]

imagine one of the really old videos of camboy adam being this rubbish quality video that's like pov of a person holding the camcorder (matt but you can't see his face) as adam's on his knees in front of them sloppily and enthusiastically sucking the camera person's cock. and like one of the most popular gifs that ends up circling the internet of adam is the one of him on his knees with staring directly into camera as he licks cum off his swollen red lips, right after matt came on his face.

I can imagine if the rest of the guys didn’t know it was Matt or that he ever had anything to do with Adam’s cam career so they’re pressing him for info about who it is after they’ve gotten over the initial shock of how fucking hot it is and how they didn’t think they’d be quite so effected by their coworker in such a compromising position. And Adam won’t say a thing, simply smirking and catching Matt’s eye subtly whenever someone brings it up until one day Adam drops something in front of Matt and gets to his knees to pick it up, looking up at Matt after he does and James is looking over at them carelessly but when he sees that he jumps up pointing and shouting ‘You sucked Matt’s dick’ to the rest of the men in the room who all sort of stare at him before gasping.

[ellebellebab]

Because im just going to continue, what if adam descides to watch joel do a show and like hes so dramatic, like joel really puts on a show for the people because duh hes a theater major and like adam starts to enjoy it, which he feels weird because hello thats his friend

But at the same time he feels this little flash of competitiveness because Joel has A LOT of viewers and although it’s not about that Adam is always up for a challenge. So they both start trying to one up each other during their videos, spurred on by how turned on they actually are by each other although they don’t realise it until someone who watches both of them leaves them messages saying they should collaborate and they realise that instead of going against each other they could team up and then literally everybody wins.

[ellebellebab]

ex camboy adam not even being embarrassed or anything about catching the guys watching one of his old videos at work (he's only kinda worried about whether anyone in management at RT is going to say anything about his now very publicly known about in the fandom career as a camboy), so he's watching the video with everyone else and they're all kinda frozen and adam's just like 'i think i still have that dildo in my collection at home' and one of the guys makes this choked startled noise.

And when the video finally, thankfully ends with an over stimulated and sated Adam grinning lazily at the camera everyone’s silent no one sure of what to say before Matt clears his throat and looks at Adam saying ‘You should show them the one of you with that big buttplug and the fleshlight’ and Bruce literally throws his hands up and leaves the room, the rest of them staring wide eyed at Matt, ‘What? It’s one of my favourites.’