Hi pat!! You have great taste in mildly evil skeleton men. Who is more ideal✨️? SwapFell sans, Fell Papyrus.. or FellSwap sans?
So important, I am gay and indecisive
OFFENDED GASP, SOBBING AND THROWING UP?? YOUD HAVE ME PICK ONE OVER THE OTHER??? HOW DARE YOUA
Fell Papyrus with a killer fashion sense, a talent for fine cuisine and a supervillains flirting style? Fell papyrus whos somehow the nicest monster in the underground despite his death grip and his abrasive personality? Fell Papyrus the cat dad? The one with a gorgeous skull and a gnarly scar to contrast it? Fell papyrus who is the best, most confident monster he can be despite his circumstances but still finds the time and reason to loathe himself?
SwapFell Sans Whos batshit insane and has all of snowdin cowering in his presence? The one with the manic smile?? The one who ensures all of monster kind fears him but still wonders why no one prays at his feet, hes so amazing, why don't these weak idiots like him?? Swapfell sans who has a self proclaimed right to be in the royal guard? Who would be more useful as a cop then as some vengeful, spiteful, hateful bully? Swapfell Sans with the filthiest mouth you've ever bear witness to? The one that calls you disgusting and then begs to hangout with you???
Fellswap Sans Who uses his position to undermine the queen? Who turns a blind eye to the rampant crime in his town in favor of focusing on his death traps? The one who cares more about the way his armor shines then actually doing his job? The one who gets a laugh out of idiots who try and fight him? The one who barely tries to fight those idiots? Looking at his claws and yawning for the entire fight? The petty rage baiter? The one who loves the dogs in the royal guards and cooks for them? The one who regularly barks? The show off???
You expect me to pick between three perfect, radiant, delicious specimens?? What do you take me for? Dont ever ask me such an obscene question again, lest you be blocked
