incorrect lion guard as snapcube quotes
if you haven't watched snapcube then i'm sorry if this is really out of context LMAO but that's kinda the point :)
Makucha: See ya, cheetah!
Fuli: Huh? He's faster than Fuli. He's faster than Fuli. What?
Janja, annoyed: What is it this time Ushari?
Ushari: Janja, you found my You're A Bitch Degree!
Janja, after one of Scar's meetings: ...Something just happened.
Nduli: When was the last time you washed your paws? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks-
Tamka: Rocks?! Nuh uh uh, that's not food!
*Butterfly lands on Tamka's nose* Tamka: This is food Nduli!
Nduli: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! I'm gonna name him.. Mwamba!
*Butterfly starts flying away*
Tamka: You scared it away! :(
Janja: Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like the Pridelands! *starts singing Tonight We Strike*
Janja, to the skinks: Are you in on this conspiracy to?!
Shupavu: Everything is a conspiracy, haven't you ever seen the Circle of Life?
*waiting for Scar's meeting*
Reirei: Are we just doing this now? A bunch of assholes standing in a line? Congratulations!
Janja: Ah fuck, she got us there guys. Well.............
Ushari, while Janja's Clan are hysterically laughing: Alright, I think we need to figure out what we're going to do about this-
Kenge: It's not important that we lost! Look at who's responsible! *points at Janja*
Janja, pointing up: I'll point at you also.
Kenge: I'm not the sky, hyena.
Janja: We're doing Nne's plan? We're all agreeing that Nne came up with this right?
Cheezi: Yeah... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- Here we go! :D
Janja to Reirei: Sorry that sounded like I wanted to kill you, I didn't mean that. *whispering to everyone else* I do wanna kill her don't fucking tell- I don't wanna kill you, don't worry! I wanna kill her so fucking bad! I didn't say anything to them just now. You know what I said! I-I gotta go, uh, think about some stuff!-
*Battle for the Pridelands in a nutshell*
Scar: Heyyyyy~ What's uppppp?~ It's meeeeeeeee~
Scar: I don't know how to impress upon you that you cannot defeat me.
Scar: Oh, your friends are here!
The Guard: We're here to help you!
Scar: It's really cute that you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all, but then again I am Scar from the Lion King, so-
Kion: You didn't let me finish, Scar!
Scar: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't care. I do not care! You don't understand. I came back here to destroy the Pridelands. This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stayed down in lion hell. This is why I punish Pridelanders. I'm the good guy! Do you not realise? I am the good guy here! I am the true King of the Pridelands! Mufasa goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look, are you watching over the Pridelands?" Yeah, whatever. Fuck everybody.
Scar: I get to kill people! I get to command my army all day! It's great, give me the Pridelands! You don't get it. You watch your stupid little privileges. Fuck you. Idiot.
Scar: Go to hell! *makes the volcano erupt* Look, I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING VOLCANO!
Bunga: Oh my god, he's fucking losing it entirely!
Chungu & Cheezi: All around me are familiar faces, work out places, worn out places- IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? Oh my stars! This place is amazing! Where am I, the Pridelands?...... Worn out places~ (thanks to @devilsrecreation for that one 😭)
feel free to reblog with additions, there's too many quotes to put in here </3
