Sorry but all I can think about is Peter in Spider-Gwen’s costume
- I want Peter in that white and black get up with the hood and the vibrant fuchsia pink inner-lining and bright teal ballet pumps wrapped in bows around his ankles
- I want him to have half his hair cropped short and the other half long and shaggy and wavy and so cool as it falls into his forehead
- And he has a purple flower tattooed on his neck and he’s kick-ass and he swoops in out of nowhere and saves Tony when he’s being held hostage somewhere
- And Ironman is like holy shit who is that gorgeous thing???
- And Peter, as a sassy little shit, just webs up the villains and somersaults away with a flourish of ballet moves and tells Tony to “keep up, old man”
- Oh my god and he definitely wears sparkly eyeshadow and when Tony sees his face for the first time he knows that this kid is going to be the death of him but he can never just find Peter, Peter always finds him. Just webs in at Tony’s most humiliating moments with a quip and sometimes with a burrito offering
- and when Tony tries to corner him, Peter just shoots an electrical web that completely short circuits (albeit, temporarily) the ironman suit and Tony is stunned (in both meanings of the word) and Peter just winks and laughs as he twirls and pirouettes away and says “MIT begged me to be on their course.”
- But of course, that’s Peter’s slip. Because now Tony knows how to find him and he rolls up to campus and eventually tracks him down
- And there’s this beautiful boy in a rainbow pastel crop sweater and pink denim booty shorts and leg warmers and mis-matching converse with light in the dark laces on a unicorn skateboard just sailing gracefully across campus with a lollypop in his mouth and a fucking ironman backpack and Tony...
Tony is whipped.
