For those wondering how Sneaky Spy is going: I'm learning things.
19th-century author Charles Mackay proposed in The Gaelic Etymology of the Languages of Western Europe (1877) that the seemingly meaningless string of syllables "Fa fe fi fo fum" is actually a coherent phrase of ancient Gaelic, and that the complete quatrain covertly expresses the Celts' cultural detestation of the invading Angles and Saxons: Fa from faich (fa!) "behold!" or "see!" Fe from Fiadh (fee-a) "food"; Fi from fiú "good to eat" Fo from fogh (fó) "sufficient" and Fum from feum "hunger". Thus "Fa fe fi fo fum!" becomes "Behold food, good to eat, sufficient for my hunger!
I am not sure I believe Mackay's theory, but I am also now firmly on the Giant's side in Jack and the Beanstalk.
Also? "Covertly"? Mackay, the next fucking line is "I smell the blood of an Englishman"!








