#sneezisms

[sneezewizard]

Alternatives to hair-color based epithets when writing: 1. The character’s name 2. The character’s name 3. The character’s name 4. An encrypted string of Akkadian cuneiform that will take mathematicians decades to solve 5. The character’s name

[sneezewizard]

A folk rock themed bakery called

House of the Rising Bun

[sneezewizard]

Me: So is this thing an automatic or a manual? What's the handling like?

Saleswoman: This is a racecar bed.

[sneezewizard]

Never Been Hist.

A romcom about a Breton researcher who goes undercover in the Black Marsh, only to find the Argonian love of her life.

[sneezewizard]

They’re called Prime Ministers because they can’t be divided into other, smaller ministers.

[sneezewizard]

i really hope someone associates me with the mischievous marimba noises that they play when skeletons are up to no good

[sneezewizard]

Working on my standup routine but the material's pretty rough right now. Lots of jokes about sandpaper.

[sneezewizard]

Sappho, of course, never could have guessed that thousands of years later, she would wreak havoc on the SEO of an entire Greek island