Prison is such rubbish; utter bullshit. The jumpsuits are itchy, the women rather scary, and the food is so completely terrible my cat wouldn't even fancy going near it. My roommate made sexual advances on me, to which I ended up being moved to a cell of my own upon breaking the lads hand. I thought the point of jail was to punish the wicked, not regress them to paleolithic times. Bloody fucking hell, I can't imagine another 4 days of this let alone 5 years.








