I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child,I'm a mother

Amber Hanson; 23 years old, waitress at a slummy bar. Mother to little Elisha Hanson.

[bustedconnor-blog]

Try money laundering to the tune of 28.5 million dollars. It makes drugs look like childs play.

[waitressamber-blog]

That's rather unfortunate that you got busted. You must be pretty crafty to have gotten that much moolah though.

[q-lucy]

The love of your life?

[waitressamber-blog]

My daughter.

[bustedconnor-blog]

Why don’t you take a guess, sweetheart?

[waitressamber-blog]

The possibilities are endless. I'm wanting to say drugs but I may be wrong.

[bustedconnor-blog]

Oh really? Because I figured it would be like going on an extended, full service holiday; a proper vacation.

[waitressamber-blog]

One could only wish. What are you in for anyway?

[bustedconnor-blog]

Prison is such rubbish; utter bullshit. The jumpsuits are itchy, the women rather scary, and the food is so completely terrible my cat wouldn’t even fancy going near it. My roommate made sexual advances on me, to which I ended up being moved to a cell of my own upon breaking the lads hand. I thought the point of jail was to punish the wicked, not regress them to paleolithic times. Bloody fucking hell, I can’t imagine another 4 days of this let alone 5 years.

[waitressamber-blog]

They just want to make your life a 'bloody' hell. Isn't that the point of being in prison?

[waitressamber-blog]

A day off and I get to spend it with the love of my life? I couldn't be happier.

[bloomingsmythe]

I don’t mean a bouquet of flowers, mind you. I mean a real shit ton of them, all in one place.

[waitressamber-blog]

I still wouldn't mind it.

[andreafvck]

Doesn’t sound too bad. What would you rather do?

[waitressamber-blog]

My boss is terrible. I don't care what I do as long as I can bring income in and I'm away from this crappy job.

[blanderson-au]

I can't say it's something that I've always wanted to do...

[blanderson-au]

Thanks! I feel like a total newbie, but I can’t complain, I guess. I really hope you’ll find something as well soon.

[waitressamber-blog]

It'll get better over time. Something will come soon enough, I suppose.

[bloomingsmythe]

That depends. Do you like flowers?

[waitressamber-blog]

I love flowers.

[andreafvck]

What do you do now?

[waitressamber-blog]

I'm a waitress.

[blanderson-au]

I can't say it's something that I've always wanted to do...

[blanderson-au]

Thank you, Amber. Yes, it did. It was for the job, actually. 

[waitressamber-blog]

Yeah! Congrats, Blaine.

[blanderson-au]

I can't say it's something that I've always wanted to do...

[blanderson-au]

You sure about that?

[waitressamber-blog]

Absolutely!

I'm really glad you found something though! Did your audition pull through?

[andreafvck]

Well what do you want to do?

[waitressamber-blog]

Anything that gets me out of the job where I am at now.

[blanderson-au]

I can't say it's something that I've always wanted to do...

[blanderson-au]

I feel so bad for actually getting that reference.

[waitressamber-blog]

There is no shame in knowing Mean Girls.

[waitressamber-blog]

Searching for a new job in such a big city is harder than I thought. If anyone has any suggestions I'm open to hear them!

[blanderson-au]

I can't say it's something that I've always wanted to do...

But I finally found a job, thanks to Emery! 

[waitressamber-blog]

Good for you, Glen CoCo! You go, Glen CoCo!