Snot
Jimmy Jones Ferdinand Schmidt told his best friend Bobby Dewitt,
that one day Bobby would completely run out of spit,
And all the things that you could do with it,
Like hocking loogies, and blowing spit bubbles, and other things that would befit,
A crude young boy like Bobby Dewitt...he would simply have to quit.
And Bobby got quiet, looked down, and cried for a bit,
But then his face went red and he exclaimed “Bullshit!”
“Loogies and bubbles are made of snot!
I can live without spit, but boogers I cannot!”
And with that revelation, he exhaled a whole lot,
Then sucked through his nose all the phlegm that he got,
And with all that mucus amassed in a spot,
At the back of his throat ready to be shot,
He expectorated something big and moist and moderately hot,
And turned Jimmy’s face into a slimy green blot.