replying to replies with bonus boob-centric fic snippet
exrayspex replied to your post “magic boobs”
this is delightful oh my god. keira is def familiar with the whole boobs trying to escape through the armholes of your sleeveless shirt thing and she would not stand for it!
sonnetsandswingouts replied to your post “magic boobs”
LOVE the premise, I always look at those kinds of necklines and shudder to think of the sunburn.
bebeocho replied to your post “magic boobs”
i would just like to say that even though i am woefully behind on Meet Death Sitting, i really enjoyed both these snippets very very much. that first one made me emotional (Lambert, baby!! :'(( ). also, GOD i wish i had magic that could keep my tits up
LOL thanks yes-- I have become obsessed with Keira’s magic invisible bralette. I say this as a certified Big Titty Bitch (who, TMI, is currently dealing with how at a certain size in the summer you just always have that bit where skin’s gotta overlap and if you don’t have The Perfect Bra at all times that’s gonna get chafed and then it won’t heal? Mega Fucking Bummer)-- all I ever do with summer fashions is look wistfully at their lack of bra coverage (WHY ONE-SHOULDER WHY FUCK U WHO CAN WEAR A SINGLE-TIT BRA THAT MAKES NO SENSE), and all those great scraps of lace they call bras that all the skinny girls get to wear, and like, *wistful sigh* wouldn’t that be amazing, anyway, back to my Glamorise old lady sports bra that goes to my collarbones cuz it’s the only thing i own that doesn’t leave overlap to chafe.
(witch hazel helps, word to the wise, just always be applying witch hazel to all skin, in all seasons, this is how i live, bonus you can put some rose water in it if you don’t like the smell, it’s in the indian food aisle and works basically exactly the same)
On this note however, I have found myself (it is my birthday, I am indulging myself) enmired in yet another Keira story, which is the follow-on from What Mages Are Like where she goes to Yennefer for advice on how best to give a Witcher what he really wants in bed (namely, The Strap), which was only ever a porny side idea I’d sort of abandoned, and yet, Keira walks into Yennefer’s office and all Yennefer can do is think about improvements to the invisible-bralette spell.
(I don’t write enough f/f and listen I have needs)
Keira gave the room a wary, surreptitious, and sensible once-over as she came in, and dropped into the chair with a force that should have sent her breasts right out of her so-called shirt, but they didn’t move. Yennefer itched to pick the spell apart. It would be so much more distracting, she thought, if the spell were designed to allow for some movement, like a looser-fitting breastband-- perhaps enough movement that the nipples nearly showed but not quite-- but they were held firmly.
A shame.
snoutbeetle replied to your post “fic snippet”
Oooo, I'd really like to see more of this!
bittylildragon replied to your post “magic boobs”
*I* want more Keira/Lambert from you :D
why thank you both! it is suffering currently because I realized at a genuinely astonishing eighteen THOUSAND words in that I was writing Lambert as a new face model superimposed over Geralt Is A Doormat and that wasn’t going to work, so I’ve had to go and rewrite a bunch of it, but. I am committed now, I guess.
