#snowcaine

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I feel as though my blog may turn into half of a giant Christmas shit post for the next 3 days. Bare with me y’all. I’m sorry. I find this shit & it’s too good not to post.

[indig0chiild]

Yooo nightmare was insane!! Made really great memories/connections with new homies and lots of cute rave grls dancing with their hoops stole my ❤️🙂 Can’t wait for the next fest woohoo 👽👽🛸🛸

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Cooked Carrots are the food of demons

Eat a raw carrot you fuck it’s better for you and it doesn’t taste like a warm moist jock strap

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FUCK

I have the pirate shanty “Leave her Johnny” stuck in my head

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I just remembered one time in middle school my friend asked me what a faggot was and I thought he knew and was just testing me to see if I knew the real meaning so I told him it was a bundle of sticks and he called somebody a faggot in class and got in trouble and then he got mad at me.

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My baggy eyes make me look like Emperor Palpatine

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I think everyone knows that one person who is beautiful, but you're not attracted to them in a sexual way, it's just kind of like you look at their face and wow