I’m gonna dress you up in lacy lingerie and fuzzy animal ears and then we’re going to sit in a circle with our plushies and have a tea party and I’m going to go around and brush everyone’s fur.
You’re not allowed to ask why none of the other toys are wearing collars and cuffs though, okay? Okay good I like that we’re on the same page about this :)
Also it’s magic tea that turns your brain into fluff btw. Vibrators might be involved…













