#snv socrates

[saintsarefake]

Buddha, Confucius & Jesus: *screaming*

Socrates, running into the room: What's wrong, Jesus?!

Buddha: Wait, why are you asking Jesus that when Confucius and I are also screaming?

Socrates: Because Jesus wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency, heck, he barely even talks! You two scream whenever you have the chance!

[saintsarefake]

Confucius: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Socrates: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Buddha: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!