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[exturk]

Since it's canon Cissnei is technically a Zack fangirl....

.............I think she'd be into boy bands ....

[lewismonochromepepper]

“…. He saw b o n e ….”

[valdomarxxx]

Pricks, mayhaps, but who is sharp enough to draw blood?

I like to picture it like this:

I am the slow blade, the gleaming edge. Rapier, broardsword, hand-and-a-half; bastard. A lifetime of training, and you're still not good enough. All it takes is a single slice. Don't lose your head.

Jaskier is the dagger. Stilleto, glittering in the night, swift and sharp. Carpe jugulum. Hammer to hand to heart in a day, tossed aside and lost in another. Quick. Brutal. Death by a thousand cuts... if you're lucky.

Either way, anon, it'll be a bloody mess.

[sarahscritfail]

my dm: I would never kill ur characters wife

my dm: kills my character

[jakecronenworth]

Adulthood is spending most of your time having an existential debate over whether you should spend $19.99 ordering a pack of Utz Chips online, only to realize that you can make your own Crab Flavored Chips by dumping a bunch of Old Bay seasoning into a bag of kettle chips

But at some point in time, you are going to order those Utz Chips, mainly because you really want them

[typinggently]

Tommy Shelby is what happens when a Bottom thinks he has rights

[blueblueasthesky]

(aesthetic: if wishing harder did something)