#so dirty

[verum-aurora]

[spinster2004]

the priorities in this household sometimes are so confusing i cant wait to live with my girlfriend hahaha

[doctor2smoooth]

🤭🤫

The moment you’ve been fantasizing about. Your sweet little wife just came home from her date with Mr Big, and she has a very mischievous look on her face. “Lay down”, she says…..😈🥵🍆💦

[maryschild]

beyond belief

Cheating/being attracted to your bff’s boyfriend or husband or your brother in law. I can’t even wrap my head around this one. Yuck.

Every time I’ve met a significant other I’ve disliked and/or been repulsed by each one without fail. Much of this is my certainty that they are in no way good enough for friend or sibling.

If it’s not the ick, I am baffled by how anyone could even find them attractive.

In no particular order:

1st younger sisters husband- “he’s funny af but

2nd sisters husband- ick gop vibes, ‘ merica!, pro police yuck. Also, not especially considerate of sister so

Gf’s bf- I don’t get it. Why?

Another gf’s husband -“funny NY humor but jesus h christ what an asshole. Ick.”

Same gf’s bf after divorce - absolute wiz bang in bed, but given a few drinks treated her like shit. “Girl, he is not the one.” This is the same gf I told should marry me instead of him. Her immediate response? “No, because you wouldn’t put out every day.”

Anyway I can’t comprehend how people will jockey for the same person or be a friend to your face while boning your SO behind your back.

[wizrizz]

that was maya in the epilogue that wasnt my robin

[ladytrashpaws]

Lord fucking help me and my DIRTY MIND TODAY. (I’m not helping things by planning to spend the entire day writing filth. ;) )

[swissmisssinner]

Dirty hair, dirty room, YouTube plaques on the dirty floor and jorts with no underwear

I'm not even gonna mention his feet or the weird coloured wall with weird stains.