#so rude!!!!!

[gettingintoknives]

I wanna replace some of Hippo’s topsoil w reptisoil so its not so chunky but she hates when i redecorate

[mii-makes-art]

tfw ur bf gives u a wedgie when he rubs ur back

[samxdean]

"You're not a child." "I never was"

[tatami-nebula]

Why...... do they have to make Einstein...the scully wannabe or whatever.... such a bitch.....

[vivalacobra]

my apple id is under elly and i do go by elly most of the time, but that’s only my nickname my birth name is eloise and i’m ok with both anyway today when i went to pickup my laptop from the apple store the lady had to check my ID and i was like, “yeah it says eloise i just go by elly a lot” so she wouldn’t get confused about the difference and she was like “hahah yeah if my name was eloise i wouldn’t wanna be called that either” and like ????? what the FUCK thats so rude i’m literally so shocked

[disumbridge]

gosh I really want someone that I can cuddle with

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