#so startled

[megadoomingir]

Ooga booga >:)

[itstayves]

I don't know why jonny falling down was so hilarious to me, but it was and now I've some pixelated gifs

Redwings @ Blackhawks | 6th January 2020

[nostoppingthepanda]

APPARENTLY IF IVE BEEN TWEETING ALL MY FUCKING POSTS FUCK YOU TUMBLR HONESTLY JUST FUCK U AND UR APP U TOILET BOWL

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Julia Hoffman: *pops up from her hiding place, catching Barnabas in full creep mode*

My friend: “Well, you know he just filled his pants with blood pudding.”

[seriesofmishaps]

Surprise!

Out with friends a couple years ago, I was coming back from the bar and decided to jump on my friend's back to surprise him. He was so surprised he slipped, fell, knocked us both to the ground and I broke my ankle. I was supposed to have a physiotherapy appointment the next day - to help strengthen my weak ankle.

[subtract-me-from-your-heart]

my supervisor needs to stop popping over by my desk and scaring the hell out of me

it’s so quiet over here so when she’s like ‘HEY” outta nowhere i nearly fall out of my chair

[beastdescending-blog]

. . . ?

I suddenly. . . I. . . I got hit by. . . white//rose feels? I haven’t shipped that since. . . Volume 2? What’s. . . happening. . . to me. . . 

[strawberrrylips]

me, listening to music in my car: I will play Neko Atsume me, playing music thru Bluetooth in my car me, startled at the cheery tune of Neko Atsume in the middle of ABC Cafe/Red and Black