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Corbin: I need beautiful women to comfort me I did very badly on Splatoon today

Soap: me too :(

Devyn: Good luck getting a girl to even look at either of you after today

Soap: oh worm?

Hymie: wig

Dinari: crops? watered

Hymie: we stan

Carolyn: [crying] What are you people saying?

Theo: sonic? knuckles? tails? who the fuck is naming these hedgehogs

Corbin: knuckles is an echidna and tails is a fox. just let me catch you disrespecting sonic again you punk

Soap: I can’t believe knuckles is a fuckin enchilada

Corbin: Death by beyblades

Soap: Let it r.i.p.

Corbin: What does the chef recommend?

Soap: Corbin, this is a McDonald’s…

Corbin: My bad. What does the McChef recommend?

Soap: dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend

Ai: *leaves

Corbin: where are you going

Soap: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Soap: Well actually he said “less McDonalds” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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