The microbiologist in me can't not ask about lmao shaving cream parasites. I don't even have a particular question, so feel free to interpret this ask as a series of confused gestures.
It’s utter, complete crack and a reference to item number 213 on the list of Things Skippy is no Longer Allowed to Do: “Do not convince NCO’s that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.”
A much, much younger Jesse gets in his head to fuck with a class of Overwatch cadets, telling them in ones and twos that the shaving cream in the barracks has been tainted by some loose canon in R&D (Moira) and not to use it under any circumstances. He gets other people in on it. Tells them that’s why Commander Reyes has a beard. Also tells them that it’s too late for Commander Morrison.
Jack cannot figure out why he’s getting reports that every person in this class that can grow a beard isn’t meeting inspection. What is wrong with these kids. Why do they look at him like that.
