#soapisms

[yb-four]

Call him marinade the way he tenderizes my meat

[yb-four]

Call her a fluid catalytic cracker the way she can turn my world upside down if mishandled

[yb-four]

Call her a shield the way I get behind her because I’m scared of social interaction

[yb-four]

Claymore? No I think that’s enough sword for now

[yb-four]

slay? but we have already vanquished all the beasts from this land

[yb-four]

waiting in a line for grilled meat call that a barbequeue

[yb-four]

I’m allergic to mangos because I want man come to me not man go away from me